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Song Parodies -> "Lean Cuisine"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Queen"

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Parody Song Title:

"Lean Cuisine"

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The Lyrics

Friday night and I sit at home
Too fat to have a place to go
Where they have the right tables
And the right seats
Big enough for me

Anyway i will just stay home
Eating chocolate all alone
Watching television
Everything is fine
Im in the mood for food
But before I come unglued

I ll eat a lean cuisine
Chicken, rice, and lima beans
Lean cuisine
It tastes so gross, it seems, oh yeah
Take a chance
You can diet
Extending the time in your life ooh ooh

See me hurl
I hate beans
Eating a lean cuisine

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 16

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