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Song Parodies -> "Thank You For The Asbo"

Original Song Title:

"Thank You For The Music"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Thank You For The Asbo"

Parody Written by:

Garry And Georgie Dorsey

The Lyrics

recent reports that the yob culture in britain are now proud of their asbos stirred my blood and poetic juices hope you like it
I think im special in fact im a bit of a yob..
ive always got money ,even though i dont have a job,
but i have a bracelet , i wear it with pride
i remove it at night or i cant go outside
its not burberry or bling,get respect an birds an everyfin !

so i say thank you for the asbo the tag im wearing
i got it from, the judge for swearing
cant do no joyridin or nicking old ladys bags, god what a drag
but im king of the estate wiv my tag, so i say
thank you for the asbo for giving it to me

mother says i was a thug before i could walk,
she says i began to spit long before i could talk,
i often wonder where did it all start,
that day in sunday school when i let off a fart
now my kids are proud of me
i got ten and im only 23

so i say thank you for the asbo i dont mean maybe
the girls on the estate are all having my baby
cant do no shoplifting or robbing from my grandad, god what a drag
but im king of the estate wiv my tag so isay
thank you for the asbo for giving it to me

i used to be nothing ,just a punk with burberry hair
since i came back from court im now somebody
got no grudge with the judge or tony blair

repeat first chorus

(c) garry dorsey p.s hear this song live at butlins minehead on xmas day

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mhj - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
i cried with laughter ... very funny... gotta get to butlins to see you live
eric sharp - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
they should play this on the chris moyles show..
your-son - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
very good dad. it did make me giggle
tommyj - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
reminds me of the kids next door ,i loved it
hy - December 09, 2007 - Report this comment
very very very funny

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