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Song Parodies -> "Sassing Teen"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Queen"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Sassing Teen"

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The Lyrics

Darn teenagers thinking they can get away with everything.... Wait.... I'm ONE OF THEM!!!!!
Stop your sass!
Stop your whine!
Said that I ruined your life

This MY girl?
This MY queen?
This friggen sassing teen?!

Party night, I said you can't go
You said, "Dad, you're a freaking ho!"
Hear the violin music?
On the smallest strings
Won't let you look for a fling

Yesterday you brought home a guy
He called me, Pops, and said nice tiiiiiie
Played a bit of punk music, manners like a swine
I'll swing my shoe at his @ssssss!!!!
So dear, keep on your pants!

You are my sassing teen!
Clothes delete!
Soon to be Prom Queen!

Sassing teen!
Girl in heat!
With a mind not clean
Oh, no

Don't you sass!
Don't you whine!
Not letting you out with that guy!

You're MY Girl?
You're MY Queen?
You friggen sassing teen?

In a theatre
Your clothes have dropped
Went from flirting
To add the cops
I barge in with your mother
Now your flippin screwed
Not in the mood for your sass
And your so grounded la-asss!!!!

You are my Sassing Teen!
Beer's a treat!
Got illegally!

Sassing Teen!
Girl in heat
Grab that sex machine
Oh YESSS!!!!

If you sass!
One more time!
I'll give you reason to whine!

That's my girl!
That's my queen!
You are my Sassing Teen!

Friggen, D*mn Sassing Teen!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 9

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AFW - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
A great sarcastic scholastic sass classic
alvin rhodes - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
is there any other kind ?
John Barry - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
And they drink sassafras soda. 555
Lime - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Hahahahaha. Loved it.
Johnny D - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Freakin' forty-something parody authors who'd give triple-fives for something like this.... Wait.... I'm ONE OF THEM!!!!!
Stuart McArthur - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
where were all those sassing queens at my teen dances? - 555
Kristof Robertson - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
NOW I'm old are you, Matthias? This was frikkin' Grade A funny. 555
Matthias - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Heeeeeeeeeey Duuuuuuuuuudes!!!! Thanks AFW, Alvin, John, Lime, Johnny, Stuart: Probably dad's like me didn't let me out of the house, and Kristof: I range from (18) to 45....

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