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Song Parodies -> "Dairy Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Dairy Queen"

Parody Written by:

Joanie

The Lyrics

You can eat, you can dive
Into the meal of your life
See that pig, she makes a scene
Dig in Ms. Dairy Queen!

Tuesday night and the lights are low
Looking out for a place to slow
See a red and white building, sign says Dairy Queen
Looks like they serve ice cream
You walk in, the manager smiles
(he knows that you'll be around for a while)
You see the grease-covered menu, everythin' starts to shine
Your eyes flash (it's time to dine)

And when it's finally time...

You are the Dairy Queen, not so lean, only seventeen!
Dairy Queen sees the gleam from the ice cream, oh yeah!
You can eat, you can dive... into the meal of your life... oohoohoo! See that pig, she makes a scene, dig in Ms. Dairy Queen!

Who cares which flavor, you'll try them all
The calories up, nutrition null
As you scarf down another, people stop to stare
Come close? They wouldn't dare!

You haven't got a care...

You are the Dairy Queen, not so lean, only seventeen!
Dairy Queen sees the gleam from the ice cream, oh yeah!
You can eat, you can dive... into the meal of your life... oohoohoo! See that pig, she makes a scene, dig in Ms. Dairy Queen!

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Sharon "Parodiva" Krebs - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL--I laughed so hard at this song, it made my eyes water, as well as my mouth!
Larry Hensley - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
This song really needed a cool parody, and this is it!
Ken - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
the lyrics sound hilarious, how can i hear this song?
Dwynhoff26 - November 25, 2007 - Report this comment
cool i would have made it a little more like the song check out mine its "I Cut myself" paody of the Divynals I touch myself

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