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Song Parodies -> "Cannot Sing (And What Else Is Wrong With This Band"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Cannot Sing (And What Else Is Wrong With This Band"

Parody Written by:

Freddy Flame

The Lyrics

For Ioulia, Happy Valentine's. Again, I stress that this song is not about any particular group.
You can't rock. You can't roll. Won't play at the Superbowl.
See that band kill the scene. Freakin' group cannot sing.

Giving my ears a deadly blow.
Wanna blow up my radio.
Think you play the best music? Better than The King?
You're looking to start something.

Guitar player, he makes me sigh.
But, he sounds good if I'm high.
What you play ain't rock music. Everything's just noise.
You need a kick in the pants.
Would if I got the chance.

Your band can't band can't freakin' sing. Got no beat.
Oh, it's torturing.
Leave the scene. Bet you can't play the tambourine.
You can't rock. You can't roll. Won't play at the Superbowl.
See that band kill the scene. Freakin' group cannot sing.

Your song comes, won't leave it on.
Crowd is booing until you're gone.
Looking there at your drummer. Rhythm's not his thing.
Bee Gee's rock harder than you.
Why can't you play in tune?

Your band can't band can't freakin' sing. Got no beat.
Oh, it's torturing.
Leave the scene. Bet you can't play the tambourine.
You can't rock. You can't roll. Won't play at the Superbowl.
See that band kill the scene. Freakin' group cannot sing.

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Michael Pacholek - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Sweden gave us stewardesses, and they gave us ABBA. These things even out. Five vocal lessons... none of which would do ABBA any good. "Mamma Mia" indeed.
Kristof Robertson - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Fun stuff, TT! Worthy 5's....but a note to Mr Pacholek: love or hate ABBA, there is no way you can describe them as vocally deficient! Nuff said.
Larry Hensley - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny, 555

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