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Song Parodies -> "Can't Stop(makes much less sense than the orignal)"

Original Song Title:

"Mamma Mia"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Stop(makes much less sense than the orignal)"

Parody Written by:

Cheezmeister

The Lyrics

A while ago I was talking with my mom about a boss she used to have in the 70's--a German guy with blond hair, who got an afro (and looked positively ridiculous) because everyone else was doing so. Somehow the conversation turned to what would happen if Mattel had made an afro Ken? This is the result, from Barbie's point of view
I've been dated by you since the Beatles were 10
Guess we've gone through a lot, wouldn't you agree, Ken?
Look at you now, you've gone funky-fresh
I don't know how you can get it so high above
It's defying hard physics, love

Just one look and I start feelin' groovy
You look just like hipsters in the movies

Whoa

MAMMA MIA,
THERE'S A "FRO ON KEN,
MY, MY, BIGGER THAN A BEACH BALL
MAMMA MIA,
WHAT A "FRO ON KEN
MY, MY, MAKES HIM TWO MORE FEET TALL

Wasn't it just fine parted?
Now it just looks retarded
My, my, how long did it take to grow?
Mamma mia,
Was that just a crow?
My, my, that is a colossal "fro

All the jobs that I've had, all the things that I do,
Can't compete with the time into making that "do
That thing is so...here's a metaphor:
It's a bit mo' than a miniature Amazon;
It's looks like our old front lawn

Just one look and I start feelin' groovy
You look just like hipsters in the movies

Whoa

MAMMA MIA,
THERE'S A "FRO ON KEN,
MY, MY, BIGGER THAN A BEACH BALL
MAMMA MIA,
WHAT A "FRO ON KEN!
MY, MY, MAKES HIM TWO MORE FEET TALL

Ken, that thing looks so goofy
Though it's so soft and poofy
My, my, I'm starting to like that "fro!
Mamma mia,
Soft as fallen snow
My, my, you'd never need a pillow!
Mamma mia,
It's a feisty thing
My, my, nor a pad of brillo!
Mamma mia,
There's a "fro on Ken,
My, my, bigger than a beach all
Mamma Mia,
What a "fro on Ken!
My, my, makes him two more feet tall

Soft as a fuzzy kitten
Or a new pair of mittens
My, my, goodbye to the status quo!
Mamma Mia,
Spongy overflow
My, my, that is a colossal "fro!

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'Cos I ain't no hollaback girl! - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Didn?t you do another parody called "Can?t Stop (makes much less sense than the original)?
Michael Pacholek - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I assure you, no ABBA song ever made sense to me.
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
hilariously fuzzy ;) 5s
Cheezmeister - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Huh?, I didn't name this song that!!! What the...yeah, hollaback girl, that was the name of the last song I submitted; this one was supposed to be called Mamma Mia (There's a 'fro on Ken!). I dunno, it was either an error on my part (I don't know how) or a software glitch. Is there any way to get a correction from the editors....?
Dominic L. - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny 5's
Yet Another Dutchman - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
No, there isn't. But who cares, you've already corrected it with your comment. And the parody is hella funny, btw.
don mark - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
i love to be a member

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