-> "Can't Stop(makes much less sense than the orignal)"
Original Song Title:
"Mamma Mia"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Stop(makes much less sense than the orignal)"
The Lyrics
I've been dated by you since the Beatles were 10
Guess we've gone through a lot, wouldn't you agree, Ken?
Look at you now, you've gone funky-fresh
I don't know how you can get it so high above
It's defying hard physics, love
Just one look and I start feelin' groovy
You look just like hipsters in the movies
Whoa
MAMMA MIA,
THERE'S A "FRO ON KEN,
MY, MY, BIGGER THAN A BEACH BALL
MAMMA MIA,
WHAT A "FRO ON KEN
MY, MY, MAKES HIM TWO MORE FEET TALL
Wasn't it just fine parted?
Now it just looks retarded
My, my, how long did it take to grow?
Mamma mia,
Was that just a crow?
My, my, that is a colossal "fro
All the jobs that I've had, all the things that I do,
Can't compete with the time into making that "do
That thing is so...here's a metaphor:
It's a bit mo' than a miniature Amazon;
It's looks like our old front lawn
Just one look and I start feelin' groovy
You look just like hipsters in the movies
Whoa
MAMMA MIA,
THERE'S A "FRO ON KEN,
MY, MY, BIGGER THAN A BEACH BALL
MAMMA MIA,
WHAT A "FRO ON KEN!
MY, MY, MAKES HIM TWO MORE FEET TALL
Ken, that thing looks so goofy
Though it's so soft and poofy
My, my, I'm starting to like that "fro!
Mamma mia,
Soft as fallen snow
My, my, you'd never need a pillow!
Mamma mia,
It's a feisty thing
My, my, nor a pad of brillo!
Mamma mia,
There's a "fro on Ken,
My, my, bigger than a beach all
Mamma Mia,
What a "fro on Ken!
My, my, makes him two more feet tall
Soft as a fuzzy kitten
Or a new pair of mittens
My, my, goodbye to the status quo!
Mamma Mia,
Spongy overflow
My, my, that is a colossal "fro!
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