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Song Parodies -> "Diarrhea"

Original Song Title:

"Mamma Mia"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"Diarrhea"

Parody Written by:

Silly Willie

The Lyrics

I wrote this version before I saw Amy Ice's version.
I ate some tainted food but I don't know when
Now I don't have much time, no I've no time to spend
Gotta go now, feel my colon churn
Pain in my bowels, I might suddenly lose control
Gotta run to the toilet bowl
Feel so yuck, and pills I took not helping.
Feel so yuck, and I blow out everything, o-o-o-oh

Diarrhea, gotta go again
Oh my, runnin' out of tissue
Diarrhea, to the bowl again
My my, 'cause I ate some bad food
Just this morning it started
Fouled my pants when I farted
How how, can I stop this liquid flow?
Diarrhea, have to really blow
My my, what relief to let it go

Damn these cramps are so bad, now in the toilet I spew
I can't count all the times that I've had to go poo
And here I go, shut the bathroom door
And out it flows, I've been doin' this all day long
that vile smell is so strong
Feel so yuck, and pills I took not helping.
Feel so yuck, and I blow out everything, o-o-o-oh

Diarrhea, gotta go again
Oh my, runnin' out of tissue
Diarrhea, to the bowl again
My my, must have ate some bad food
Just this morning it started
Fouled my pants when I farted
How how, can I stop this liquid flow?
Diarrhea, it won't go away
I I, might have dysentery
Diarrhea, in the can all day
I I, hope it's temporary

Diarrhea, gotta go again
Oh my, runnin' out of tissue
Diarrhea, to the bowl again
My my, 'cause I ate some bad food
Just this morning it started
Fouled my pants when I farted
How how, can I stop this liquid flow?
Diarrhea, have to really blow
My my, what relief to let it go

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 31

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 3
 3
 
 2   1
 1
 2
 
 3   2
 3
 0
 
 4   6
 4
 7
 
 5   18
 20
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Kristof Robertson - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Even though diarrhoea parodies have been done to death, I've gotta say this was well written...545
mr critic - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I would vote 0-0-0 on this piece of crap but unfortunatley that number doesn't appear on the ballot.
Dominic L. - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey! You took my idea! but that's ok, because your version is much better... Mr. critic just hates parodies about poo.
LiTa - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
yeah ur right, its pretty good, hehe but i don't like poo parodies either
Icky Ticky Tavi - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm with Senor Critic...I hate parodies about poo too.
Love It - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Bravo Encore Encore
Troy - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Hahahahaha, this parody kicks arse, all 5s mate!
Hate It - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
All zero's...oh wait, that number's not on the ballot. I wish it was.
Shadow Spectrum - November 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot, I almost crapped MYSELF.
Larry - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
:)) was awesome
bj bloggins - October 27, 2012 - Report this comment
They say you can find anything on the internet, and here I am sat on the bus when "Diarrhea, here I go again" pops into my head and thinking man it would be so satisfying if someone else had had the same idea and made it into a full parody. Thanks for maintaining my faith in the internet.

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