I ate some tainted food but I don't know when
Now I don't have much time, no I've no time to spend
Gotta go now, feel my colon churn
Pain in my bowels, I might suddenly lose control
Gotta run to the toilet bowl
Feel so yuck, and pills I took not helping.
Feel so yuck, and I blow out everything, o-o-o-oh

Diarrhea, gotta go again
Oh my, runnin' out of tissue
Diarrhea, to the bowl again
My my, 'cause I ate some bad food
Just this morning it started
Fouled my pants when I farted
How how, can I stop this liquid flow?
Diarrhea, have to really blow
My my, what relief to let it go

Damn these cramps are so bad, now in the toilet I spew
I can't count all the times that I've had to go poo
And here I go, shut the bathroom door
And out it flows, I've been doin' this all day long
that vile smell is so strong
Feel so yuck, and pills I took not helping.
Feel so yuck, and I blow out everything, o-o-o-oh

Diarrhea, gotta go again
Oh my, runnin' out of tissue
Diarrhea, to the bowl again
My my, must have ate some bad food
Just this morning it started
Fouled my pants when I farted
How how, can I stop this liquid flow?
Diarrhea, it won't go away
I I, might have dysentery
Diarrhea, in the can all day
I I, hope it's temporary

Diarrhea, gotta go again
Oh my, runnin' out of tissue
Diarrhea, to the bowl again
My my, 'cause I ate some bad food
Just this morning it started
Fouled my pants when I farted
How how, can I stop this liquid flow?
Diarrhea, have to really blow
My my, what relief to let it go