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Song Parodies -> "What a Poo"

Original Song Title:

"Waterloo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"What a Poo"

Parody Written by:

Poopie Longstocking

The Lyrics

Oh no ----- I must have eaten more than I remembered
How wide ----- my sphincter's stretching now to pass this monstrous log from me
I grimace and honk like a goose
Then suddenly pinch a loaf loose
What a poo
Thirty-six inches of faecal brown
What a poo
Hoping the plumbing can gulp it down
What a poo
Tougher than leathery bovine hide
What a poo
Such a circumference I nearly died
What a poo
Finally facing my monster-poo
Seems I ----- must have a genetic predisposition
To make ----- colonic tubers as profoundly massive as this one
To shove out a log like this hurts
More than diarrhea that spurts
What a poo
Screaming and squeezing I shove it down
What a poo
Harder than diamonds from England's crown
What a poo
Nine-hundred-nine stone of faecal brown
What a poo
More than enough to submerge the town
What a poo
Finally facing my monster-poo
The pleasure I feel when I'm done
Makes pinching a loaf like this fun
What a poo
Fifty-four furlongs of faecal brown
What a poo
No way the plumbing can gulp it down
What a poo
Tougher than Mar-garet Thatcher's hide
What a poo
Such a circumference I nearly died
What a poo
Finally facing my monster-poo

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 16

Voting Breakdown

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Mr. Potty Mouth - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
ENOUGH POOP THEMED PARODIES ALREADY!! What are you, 3 years old?
Guy - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm howling at this. I would so love to hear this recorded. This is Simpson's material, get Fox on the phone. You are so delightfully full of shit. Here's 555 feet of TP, now go scrub your ass!
Dumb Ass Kid - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
To Guy : You obviously haven't read the 654,798,865 other poo-related parodies Miss Poopie has written, each one just as unbearably bland as the last. If you've read one, you seriously HAVE read them all!..
Ashamed to leave my Name - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Putting aside the moronic subject matter, it's a pretty good parody. There's something sickly funny about thinking of ABBA chicks in their tight shorts, singing about taking a dump. Pacing was good, I give it 5 flushes.
Hoof Arted - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd rate it but the problem is there's no zeros on the voting form.
Adam J smith - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I gotta admit I like these. Th cumulative effect of so many poop parodies just makes it funnier! How long as s/he been doing these?
Red Ant - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
As long as the rest of us have, since birth. Poopie just "sticks" to what she/he does best ( worst ). Everyone has a different style of parody, some stick to one generation, some stick to themes, some go all over the place. Poopie goes to the restroom for her (his?) material. :) PS-DKTOS, so no vote this time.
Mrs. Snotty Mouth - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
...and hence PP has one sick mind.
The REAL Mrs. Snotty Mouth - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
The preceeding comment was posted by an impostor.
Guy - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm howling again. You go Red Ant!!! Your comments are just as delightfully shitty as is this song.
the FAKE mrs. snotty mouth - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Shows what you know! Speaking as a Spelling Police Officer, I must let you know that the word is spelled "preceding". Look it up in your F**kin' Wagnall's. :P
malcolm higginsM - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
makes me want to write more poo parodies.. in fact, I think I'll hit 1300 on a shitty note....5-5-5 btw
Dumb Ass Kid - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Nicely said, Hoof Arted. Why are people giving this 4s and 5s? It's childish rubbish and i think it should be taken off
Dumb Ass Kid - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I know what you're up to, Pimpy Latesnacking. You're giving every song you read 5,5,5 (Anyone reading this, check it out for yourself - i swear she gives all the songs she reads 5s!!!), so that the authors will return the favour by giving you the same. That's the only reasonable explanation for such poor quality work getting better marks than detailed, well-written and thought-out pieces. You're an idiot. get the hell out of our faces
Tania - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
What a poo!!

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