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Song Parodies -> "One Ring"

Original Song Title:

"Ring Ring"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"One Ring"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

The missing song from the Prancing Pony scene!
Look at what my uncle found
Gollum left it lying round
took it to his hole, and never told a soul in the Shire.
Then he pulled a party trick
and he left the Shire quick.
Now it's mine, I've felt, and saw it wouldn't melt in the fire.

It has power, I confess
and it's in my pocketses, One

Ring, Ring, One Ring to bind up them all
One Ring, Ring, looking so simple and small
One Ring, Ring, makes you turn invisible
Gandalf told me to go impatiently
so I've taken the ring to here, in Bree
One Ring, Ring, one ring to bind up them all
One Ring, Ring, one ring to bind up them all

You can see it for yourselves
there were three made for the Elves.
Nine mortal guys they tried them on for size, they're the Ringwraiths.
Other rings were for the Dwarves
there were seven made, of course
in their halls of stone, they went to fates unknown, out there someplace.

But there's one controls the rest
let me get it off my chest, One

Ring, Ring, One Ring to bind up them all
One Ring, Ring, looking so simple and small
One Ring, Ring, makes you turn invisible
You can see that I have a tale to tell
gotta be on my way to Rivendell
One Ring, Ring, one ring to bind up them all
One Ring, Ring, one ring to bind up them all
One Ring, Ring, makes you turn invisible... see? (poof!)

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.2

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Ingeborg S. Norden - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Pacing's good, rhymes close to the original...decent knowledge of Tolkien behind the new lyrics. Better than some of the ABBA send-ups I've seen on here!
arwentheelf02 - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh my God...I've been a longtime fan of yours (I love "Max Rebo Band", "Princess Leia, Be Our Guest", and "Time to Face the Music"!!!) and I had no idea that you're also a Lord of the Rings fan! I know I sound stupid and pointless, but I'm really excited. Another fantastic song by the master!
starwarsfan103 - May 30, 2010 - Report this comment
steven you are a parody master hahahah "exept solo whos in carbonite" HaHahahaha lol : ) you are awesome

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