-> "One Ring"
Original Song Title:
"Ring Ring"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"One Ring"
The Lyrics
Look at what my uncle found
Gollum left it lying round
took it to his hole, and never told a soul in the Shire.
Then he pulled a party trick
and he left the Shire quick.
Now it's mine, I've felt, and saw it wouldn't melt in the fire.
It has power, I confess
and it's in my pocketses, One
Ring, Ring, One Ring to bind up them all
One Ring, Ring, looking so simple and small
One Ring, Ring, makes you turn invisible
Gandalf told me to go impatiently
so I've taken the ring to here, in Bree
One Ring, Ring, one ring to bind up them all
One Ring, Ring, one ring to bind up them all
You can see it for yourselves
there were three made for the Elves.
Nine mortal guys they tried them on for size, they're the Ringwraiths.
Other rings were for the Dwarves
there were seven made, of course
in their halls of stone, they went to fates unknown, out there someplace.
But there's one controls the rest
let me get it off my chest, One
Ring, Ring, One Ring to bind up them all
One Ring, Ring, looking so simple and small
One Ring, Ring, makes you turn invisible
You can see that I have a tale to tell
gotta be on my way to Rivendell
One Ring, Ring, one ring to bind up them all
One Ring, Ring, one ring to bind up them all
One Ring, Ring, makes you turn invisible... see? (poof!)
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