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Song Parodies -> "Spiderman's Great"

Original Song Title:

"Spiders And Snakes"

Original Performer:

Parody Song Title:

"Spiderman's Great"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i remember when mary jane said
"you act just like a dope in school"
and i said, "yes, i do"
she said, " you're also a dork at home...
and i sure wish that you would leave me alone"
i said that i would...she said, "please do"

but then i lost control
spider bite had made a little hole
i could do more...then i used to do
i'm so giddy as i sling along
i'm so agile and i'm really strong
and i shouted at her
and i said, "its you-know-who"
she said...

i think that spiderman's great
and he's got what it takes to love me
he's cool...he's cool
i think that spiderman's great
and he's got what it takes to love me
but i keep getting bugged by YOU

well, i saw that ol' girl from time to time
hard to date her when i'm fighting crime
i say, "hello MJ"...she says, "hi there, fool"
i say, "how 'bout you let me in...
and would you like to maybe go for a spin ? "
she says, "i hate you...you're uncool"

i put on my suit...for a while
the only way i ever make her smile
and she said, "come on over here"
i was nervous...a big ol' mess
it really was shocking...she took off her dress
and she said, "let's make it...perfectly clear"
she said...

i think that spiderman's great
and he's got what it takes to love me
he's cool...he's cool
i think that spiderman's great
and he's got what it takes to love me
and i finally found out he's YOU



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Stuart McArthur - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
ah yes alvin, but really it could be anyone in there with the bucks to buy an outfit - wish I'd thought of that trick when I was chasing Spiderman-loving teenage girls- d'Oh! - 555
no name - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Excuse me if I sound angry, but... WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE ORIGINAL PERFORMER?? WHY WAS THAT FIELD LEFT BLANK???!!?!
alvin rhodes - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks stuart...oh....and the artist was jim stafford
carol - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
good job 5's
alvin rhodes - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks carol

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