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Song Parodies -> "Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:

Parody Song Title:

"Defecated Foetid-Smelling Poopie Logs of Feces"

Parody Written by:

Poopie Longstocking

The Lyrics

Is this the meal I
Ate yesterday I see
Plopped in a can white
No escape from my toiletry
Open your thighs
Look up, close your eyes, and squeeze
I'm Madame Poopie
I love to poop and pee
When I squeeze my bum, here's my goal -
Make a splash, in the bowl!
Everywhere my bum goes
Fecal matter splatters from me, from me...
My mum...she taught me well
Put my bum upon the seat
Pulled my big and brown arse-treat
My mum...said it's fun to grunt
Butt-chowder brown - I'd throne-sit all the day
My mum, poo-oo-oo-ooooooo
She would cheer and "give me five"
When I'd drop plops of slop so smooth and brown, oh!
Carry on, carry on!
Arse has logs of nut-brown matter!
Poo's great!
Like slime it comes!
In rivers brown sublime, potty's taking all my grime!
Goodbye, everybody - I've got to go!
Got to squeeze poo from my hind - it tastes so good!
Oh-Ah, Ooo-oo-oo-ooooooo! (everywhere my bum goes!)
Logs of giant size, give me pleasure when sphincter-ring lets them go!
I squeeze a little poopoletto in a can!
Carrot douche! Carrot douche! Swirl a douche on my bung-hole!
Wonderful, exciting, pleasure from my bung-hole squeeze!
Log I lay-o! Log I lay-o!
Log I lay-o! Log I lay-o!
Log I lay from my bung-hole! It's brown! It floats!
I'm Madame Poopie, log-loving lady!
I'm Madame Poopie, logs I love, fecally!
Speared with a knife, bum-logs are gourmet-sweet!
Squeeze me bum, squeeze it slow,
Let a big log go!
Sphincter snaps-OH-the pleasure makes me moan! Makes me moan!
Sphincter snaps-the pleasure makes me moan! Makes me moan!
Sphincter snaps-the pleasure makes me moan! Makes me moan!
Pleasure makes me moan! Makes me moan!
Pleasure makes me moan! Makes me moan!
Pleasure makes me moan, ohhhhhhhh!
Grunt! Grunt! Grunt! Grunt! Grunt! Grunt! OH!
No diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea, it's a LOAF!
Squeeze well your butt, and a fecal football's hide you'll see, you'll see, you'll see!
If you think Madame Poopie's insane with no mind,
Look inside of your own head and see what you find -
No brain, see? In your head there's no brain, see?
It's fecally brown - it's fecally brown 'tween your ears!
Madame Poopie splatters, foetid brown feces!
Madame Poopie splatters,
Madame Poopie splatters, feces!
Everywhere her bum goes!

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Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 21

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 1   11
 2   0
 3   1
 4   2
 5   7

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You Idiot - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
The original performer was Queen.
song name police - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
the song was crap too 1-1-1
Stuart McArthur - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
gotta say, the pacing's perfect though - (got my suspicions :-))
Hoof Arted - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I want this piece of s*** taken down from the site.
Chuck A. Spear - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
If they have a contest for most variations a single theme....I know who'll win! Maybe you need a new idea, Poopie- how about a parody for those of us who enjoy farting in public?
Poopie Longstocking - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Gratitude to all ! More logs of madcap anality are on the way!
Dumb Ass Kid - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Hoof Arted for Prime Minister! Nicely said, this is bloody awful
Dumb Ass Kid - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Attention to all posters! Pappy Lentstacking is a fraud!!! I repeat Pervy Legstripping is a fraud!!! She/He/it is giving other authors 555, so that in return, they give her/him/it 555 as well. How else do you explain why this is getting good marks? Because people actually find it funny? Don't make me laugh...
Red Ant - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't know how I missed this one. Why didn't you name this " Defecation Rhapsody"?
Poopie Long Stocking - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Because I'm stupid, that's why! I don't have a life!
Stephen aka Step-chan - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I would vote on this, if I could remember the how the original went. It's one of my favorite Queen songs.
Anonymous - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I laughed my ass full of feces off! 555! Perfect pacing! Funny as hell! You rock, keep this funny s**t coming...Hehe!
Christian Spindler - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I would just like to note how she doesnt make parodies...thats because her parents (most likely) took her to an asylium where she belongs she will have her own room where she can play with her crap and when they come to give her her dinner she will say yay new soon-to-be friends and sing about her dookies
raddog20002002 - January 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Good choice for a toilet humor parody! How about checking out mine? It's called "I Couldn't Stop Shitting"!
re10tive - January 25, 2006 - Report this comment
To Christian: I don't know what Poopie's gender really is. It sounds like it could be a female nickname, but that's too presumptuous/obvious. Whatever gender Poopie is/was, he/she/it/banjo will always be a bitch. To raddog: I don't think Poopie will make any more parodies. He/she/it/banjo died.
Chris Spindler - February 11, 2006 - Report this comment
eww.... pacing is perfect...... w0w this is a hard song to do
Hugh G. Rexion - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, Poopie Longstocking will always be a bitch, no matter what gender Poopie Longstocking is. And yes, the pacing is hard to do on this one.
2:49 AM - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment

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