Is this the meal I
Ate yesterday I see
Plopped in a can white
No escape from my toiletry
Open your thighs
Look up, close your eyes, and squeeze
I'm Madame Poopie
I love to poop and pee
When I squeeze my bum, here's my goal -
Make a splash, in the bowl!
Everywhere my bum goes
Fecal matter splatters from me, from me...
My mum...she taught me well
Put my bum upon the seat
Pulled my big and brown arse-treat
My mum...said it's fun to grunt
Butt-chowder brown - I'd throne-sit all the day
My mum, poo-oo-oo-ooooooo
She would cheer and "give me five"
When I'd drop plops of slop so smooth and brown, oh!
Carry on, carry on!
Arse has logs of nut-brown matter!
Poo's great!
Like slime it comes!
In rivers brown sublime, potty's taking all my grime!
Goodbye, everybody - I've got to go!
Got to squeeze poo from my hind - it tastes so good!
Oh-Ah, Ooo-oo-oo-ooooooo! (everywhere my bum goes!)
Logs of giant size, give me pleasure when sphincter-ring lets them go!
I squeeze a little poopoletto in a can!
Carrot douche! Carrot douche! Swirl a douche on my bung-hole!
Wonderful, exciting, pleasure from my bung-hole squeeze!
Log I lay-o! Log I lay-o!
Log I lay-o! Log I lay-o!
Log I lay from my bung-hole! It's brown! It floats!
I'm Madame Poopie, log-loving lady!
I'm Madame Poopie, logs I love, fecally!
Speared with a knife, bum-logs are gourmet-sweet!
Squeeze me bum, squeeze it slow,
Let a big log go!
Sphincter snaps-OH-the pleasure makes me moan! Makes me moan!
Sphincter snaps-the pleasure makes me moan! Makes me moan!
Sphincter snaps-the pleasure makes me moan! Makes me moan!
Pleasure makes me moan! Makes me moan!
Pleasure makes me moan! Makes me moan!
Pleasure makes me moan, ohhhhhhhh!
Grunt! Grunt! Grunt! Grunt! Grunt! Grunt! OH!
No diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea, it's a LOAF!
Squeeze well your butt, and a fecal football's hide you'll see, you'll see, you'll see!
If you think Madame Poopie's insane with no mind,
Look inside of your own head and see what you find -
No brain, see? In your head there's no brain, see?
It's fecally brown - it's fecally brown 'tween your ears!
Madame Poopie splatters, foetid brown feces!
Madame Poopie splatters,
Madame Poopie splatters, feces!
Everywhere her bum goes!
(Sploosh!)