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Elena M.

The Lyrics

Riding in the Subway,
I only smell the stench that comes my way.
Your breath it brings me pain.

Listerine, Listerine.
Living reflection of bad hygiene.
You chewed bacon, and collard greens.
And now it's stuck between.

Have you heard of dentistry?
Have they said you need to brush your teeth ,
And floss and rinse again. Cuz you do. .

Listerine, Listerine.
Living reflection of poor hygeine.
Find it at K-Mart
Or at Walgreens.
Gets your mouth nice and clean.

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... - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
All right, who's the original performer?
Leah Lockhart - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Oops, sorry, this post was an accidente :-o

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