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Song Parodies -> "After Beer 2525"

Original Song Title:

"In The Year 2525"

Original Performer:

Zager and Evans

Parody Song Title:

"After Beer 2525"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

After beer
Twenty-five twenty-five
If you are still alive
If your brain can survive
You may find...

After beer
Thirty-five thirty-five
Ain't gonna think Pete Rose nev-er
Told no lies
Everything Pete thinks, does, and claims
Seems like it comes - from Einstein's brain!

After beer
Forty-five forty-five
You ain't gonna need your pants,
Won't need no fly
You'll tread urine in a poo-oo-ool
Of the beer you pee like a fool...

After beer
Fifty-five fifty-five
You feel, like a chimp that's too high
You think, Mar-tha Stew-art's god
You don't think, Michael Jackson's odd

After beer
Sixty-five sixty-five
You call Ozzie Osbourne
For free advice
You'll ask his son,
And his daughter too,
How to bong out of a long glass tube (whoa-o-oah)

After beer
Seventy-five ten
Hallucinations,
Or is it God you see then?
Maybe God'll take a look at you and say,
"Guess what, wino - it's Judgement Day!"

After beer
Eighty-five ten
God's gonna be amazed you're not dead
God just might say "I've met My drinking match!"
"Here's to you, buddy - down the hatch!" (whoa-o-oah)

After beer
NINETY-FIVE NINETY-FIVE !!
I'm kinda wonderin'
How did you keep yourself alive?
You've guzzled every beer
This old Earth has brewed
And you ain't blown chunks or spewed (whoa-o-oah)


Now you've had
Ten thousand beers

More than even Norm of Cheers

Now that your binge is through,
What's your favorite brew?

Could it be Amstel Light?

You're tinkling in bar-light - bladder control gave way -
Maybe you drank too much today...?


After beer
Twenty-five twenty-five
If you are still alive
If your brain can survive
You may find...

After beer
Thirty-five thirty-five...

( repeat song into fade )

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 11

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Royce Miller - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
And Johnny after beer 2525, I will have put back on all the weight I've lost, so I'm not going there-good parody.
Eye1 - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
been there, done that, nearly survived, deserves all 5's
Jan Unwin - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Love the "even more than Norm on Cheers". Since I can't give you 2525, I'll just give you 555.
Adagio - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Very enjoyable, Johnny! 5's Hope you had a good time...like Norm...:D CG...nice extra's...thanks!
2nz - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Heck of a hangover you got from New Years if it lasted until now. 5's
Johnny D - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Royce, Eye1, Jan, Adagio, and 2nz !

And yes, thank you ChuckyG, for the great new features encouraging people to leave comments and vote, both on the parody page and on the after-voting-display screen.
Arwen - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I wish I could vote...but I don't know the original. I'm sure the pacing is right on, though...I'm half tempted to throw the 5s down anyway!
Johnny D - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen - let me see if I can find a good-sized sample of the original song freely available for listening on the web....if so, I'll post the link here in a comment....check back here or watch "Latest Comments" later today. Thanks!
Arwen - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay...I'll check back later...=)
Johnny D - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
The following URL is for a web page where you can find a link to a free audio sample that contains the original song’s “Forty-five, forty-five” and “Fifty-five, fifty-five” verses: http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=1117928&style=music&frm=lk_­all4oldies
ChuckyG - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks Johnny D... I hope it helps bring in some extra votes for people... I guess only time will tell though
Jeff Reuben - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D, thanks for the audio sample, it helped me too. Good beer song! And thanks for looking at mine today too!
Johnny D - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff - cheers!
Billy Florio - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! I think that we should see if you would be still alive after 2525 beers....hmmm
Johnny D - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Billy ! Are you volunteering to be an experimental subject...?
Arwen - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah...thanks for the link...you really are an endless well of musical knowledge! 5s, by the way!
Meriadoc - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
There's a decimal point in there somewhere isn't there? 9.595? I think the alcohal poisoning would set in at 25.0.... ;-D
Rice Cube - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehehehe...
Johnny D - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Arwen, Meriadoc, and Rice Cube!
Jack Wilson - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome job, Johnny!!!!!
Johnny D - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack!
Billy Florio - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Bring on the 2525 beers! lol
Paul Robinson - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - Great job and I must give you "Plenty-five, Plenty-five" here until I have done so for all three categories. OH...Last year they called our Department into a meeting in Room 3535 and someone asked if anyone knew what is was going to be about. I started singing "In the room 3535, they're gonna fill us with a whole bunch of jive." After everyone who recognized the original stopped laughing some nitwit Management type came in and fulfilled my prophesy. He had this rather quizzical look on his face when he noticed everyone was smiling when he came in. He probably was wondering if we were going to kill him or something.
Johnny D - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul !
Bob Gomez - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Sparkling, delicious, and so diuretic, too! Excellent work as usual, JD--d;:^)
Johnny D - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Bob!
Michael Pacholek - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Beer at a liquor store: $1.50. Beer at a bar: $2.00. Beer at a ballpark: $6.50. The "Norm" reference in this parody: Priceless. I love it when someone takes a song I hate and does a great parody to it.
Johnny D - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you MP - this Bud's for you!
Guy - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Never drink unless you are alone or with someone. I'd drink to your song, but there doesn't seem to be any beer left anywhere.
Johnny D - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy - instead of beer, we can drink Edmund Black Adder's "special ale" and pay a visit to Fartingham Palace!
Peregrin - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Ale be stuffed! This Bee-R great drinking song!
Johnny D - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pippin - yeah, that's right, this could be a drinking song!
mac195 - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Enjoyed by mac 1-9-5 Laughed so much he nearly died Inspired to buy a case and try...
Johnny D - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks mac195!
Troy - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahahahahaha good one mate!!! All 5's from me! This fellow must be one drunken yobbo!!! This song pretty much describes one of my uncles in Tasmania who lives in a small room above the pub and blows his pay money on the piss, he's now past the 45-45 stage, sad story though.
Johnny D - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Troy! Your vote didn't register - you need to make sure your browser is set to accept "cookies", and you need to press the "vote" button after you click your voting-dots - clicking voting-dots and then the "comment" button does not post a vote, only a comment - you need to press those two buttons separately.
Troy - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny for letting me know. I always thought my votes went through. So this means all the songs I've thought I've voted didn't vote ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Anyways yeah I've got my privacy settings high so I've added amiright.com to the allow cookie list. Anyways my vote has officially gone through now. Cheers
Johnny D - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Troy!
Guy - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-A) See above comments. Restoring vote. Is there any beer left in this round?
Melhi - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) intoxic-A-ting!
Adagio - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above. Restorung vote.
EmiLoca - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) I've never even seen this, and Lord, did it leave me howling. 5-5-5.
Agrimorfee - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) It's amusing to see old comments here thanking Chucky G for that "new" feature allowing votes and comments. That's part of the charm of these contests. Seems to me your parody skills have grown *considerably* since Jan '04, Johnny. :)
Kristof Robertson - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Dude...you're a bigger drunk than I am! 555
Stuart McArthur - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) inspired idea as usual, JD - loved the way "Norm from Cheers" just dropped into place!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Well structured and chortleworthy parody, Johnny D! Only 108 days 8 hours 7 minutes until I can join y'all in seeing how far through the parody I can get. 555 blood alcohol reading.
Charlie Decker - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but looks good from here. 5s! BTW, I just came home from a trip to the Big Easy, and parts of this song ring pretty true to me...
MysteryGoat - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS
Phil Alexander - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I think I've been there... ;-)
Jordan (Mike Armstrong) - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
The Cheers line had me rolling. Great parody
martha - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved the Cheer line tooo...and also the Martha Stewart /Michael Jackson lines... another Johnny D classic drinking song!!
Peter Andersson - October 15, 2005 - Report this comment
The Ozzy Osbourne line was my favorite, noone gives advice like that man! :-)
Rex - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, this is great! And it gets better with every beer I drink!
Jonathan S. - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
The pacing's basically the same, so good job. Nicely done.

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