Song Parodies -> How Can I Be Third?
| Original Song Title: | "How Can I Be Sure?" |
| Original Performer: | Young Rascals (Also David Cassidy) |
| Parody Song Title: | "How Can I Be Third?" |
| Parody Written by: | Stray Pooch |
Poor Howard! Seems like he really ought NOT to give Iowa a try! It ain't over yet, but it's gonna take a big win in New Hampshire to get the taste of crow out of the governor's mouth.
How can I be third?
Though the polls were constantly changin'?
How can I be third,
When the world was mine?
It seemed that I . . .
It seemed that I was way up on top!
But I just died!
Yes, you know I really was a flop
How did I know,
Media folks would accuse me?
Flying too high did confuse me.
But this vote sure took me down!
Whenever I . . .
Whenever I'm talking on TV.
My alibi is tellin' people who don't care for me:
"If you must be hanging around
Then just shut up, and sit down!"
It's a sure bet, you never will find someone
Who's as angry 'n' fed up as me!!!
How can I be third? I really, really, really, wanna wi-i-in! I really, really, really, wanna wi-i-in!
Now or never,
I have to get it together!
New Hampshire had best be much better.
I can't be a doctor forever.
I want to be White House bound!
How can I be third?
Though the polls were constantly changin'?
How can I be third,
When the world was mine?
Though the polls were constantly changin'?
How can I be third,
When the world was mine?
It seemed that I . . .
It seemed that I was way up on top!
But I just died!
Yes, you know I really was a flop
How did I know,
Media folks would accuse me?
Flying too high did confuse me.
But this vote sure took me down!
Whenever I . . .
Whenever I'm talking on TV.
My alibi is tellin' people who don't care for me:
"If you must be hanging around
Then just shut up, and sit down!"
It's a sure bet, you never will find someone
Who's as angry 'n' fed up as me!!!
How can I be third? I really, really, really, wanna wi-i-in! I really, really, really, wanna wi-i-in!
Now or never,
I have to get it together!
New Hampshire had best be much better.
I can't be a doctor forever.
I want to be White House bound!
How can I be third?
Though the polls were constantly changin'?
How can I be third,
When the world was mine?
copyright 2004 Stray Pooch
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Watching Dean come in third was a treat. So is this parody! Sorry, you will have to come in at 5... :-)
Well apparently Howie split the diff with me, cuz it turns out he was fourth! Stupid rushing to write timely parodies!!!!! Thanks, Meriadoc.
I want to hear his speech. I heard he blew up and I can't believe I missed it.
Yeah, he went through the roof. "WE'RE NOT GIVING UP! WE'RE NOT GIVING UP IN NEW HAMPSHIRE! WE'RE NOT GIVING UP IN SOUTH CAROLINA . . . etc. WE'RE TAKING OUR COUNTRY BACK FOR ORDINARY PEOPLE!!!!" Ummm, Howie, ordinary people don't fly off the handle when they lose . . .
Very good parody and very timely. Sometimes fact is funnier than fiction. As a parody writer, I think Howard Dean is very good parody material and I hope he stays in the race. And your parody is correct - Dean was third.
I don't have a TV, and 99% of the time I don't miss it, but I had no idea about this erruption and wish I'd seen it! Good parody!
Stray, I'll disagree with your above comment, slightly and say that extraordinary people rise above being sore losers. I guess the folks in Iowa didn't think Dean was an extraordinary man, even before he removed all doubt, but I'll bet they'd love this parody. Nice job!
Thanks for all the kind comments, folks. I think Dean has made an otherwise boring non-race into something interesting, though it is beginning to look like the Kerry machine may be in the driver's seat after all.
Stray - How did I miss this one. This is great stuff. Well done, stray!
Thanks, Guy.
I echo Guy's comments - Glad I finally spotted this one. Perfect pacing, good choice of original material, it's funny and timely. I'm gonna miss ol' Howard, though. He and Rev. Al kept things jumping.
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