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Song Parodies -> "Wizard of Oz Characters Gone Bad"

Original Song Title:

"The 'If I only.....' medley"

Original Performer:

Wizard of Oz cast

Parody Song Title:

"Wizard of Oz Characters Gone Bad"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Basically, this is a medley of the songs sung by the big 3 from the Wizard of oz(Scarecrow,Tinman,Lion). This is how it'd be sung if they were, for example, pranksters in college. It was incredibly fun to write and pace
I would sneak into the showers
During the school's late hours
Hiliarium will reign
I'd put it on the potty
And then it would get all spotty
If I just had cellophane
I'd They would then relieve upon it
Coming down like a comet
it won't go down the drain
The bathroom would start stinkin'
From all the stuff they're drinkin
If I just had cellophane

When your butt is so unwilling
But you want to "send it spilling"
Your prank gets torn apart
I'd break the quiet tension
With some power gas ascension
If I only had to fart
While it'd be detrimental
It would sound so instrumental
It'd be a true piece of art
I would let out all my chili
It'd be funny- really, really
If I only had to fart

Yeah, it's fun, believe me missy,
When you get to beat up sissies
Who like to study birds
I like to show off my power
While the little pipsqueak cowers
I want to beat up the nerd
The pain I'll start applyin'
While the twerp starts dyin'
Destruction is the word
After I beat his face in
His glasses will need replacin
I want to beat up the nerd

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Voting Results

Pacing: 1.9
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.1

Total Votes: 7

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Adagio - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I wonder if that is the real one's guy/girl breaking silence? Good job, wdh. You've got a violent scarecrow there.
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, who knows, maybe those guys where once students at Hairy Potheads Hogwarts school. I have a feeling Oz is part of the same realm. And that the Wizard are gonna show up as a broken down old seventh son of a seventh son alcoholized old fart in the seventh book :-)
Diva - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! WDH , This was Great.
Guy - March 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This was good. Don't know how I missed this one. LOL.
bigm - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment
you have a problem do u go to scychiotrist.... i hate pikachu and now this
Dasie - November 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Oh, my God, you have a violent Cowardly Lion there lol. It almost matches the original songs, but not quite.

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