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Song Parodies -> "Man Of 1000 1'ses"

Original Song Title:

"Land of 1000 Dances"

Original Performer:

Wilson Pickett

Parody Song Title:

"Man Of 1000 1'ses"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

Ow! Uh! Alright! Uh!

We all know he's a oneie
And ones just ain't funny
He will one you, oh sooner or later
Put your hand on your hips, yeah
Don't let your nerves slip
Don't ego brusi
He wants your goaty
Hey! Uh!

Ha ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha
I'm going to have my goat help me with this line
(Ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-baaaaaah )

Don't forget the Saxophone solo

Wow! Uh! You know I felt last night? Huh! I feet pretty good y'all
Uh! Huh!
Ya ya-ya-ya-ya ya-ya-ya-ya-yab-ba-dab-ba-doo-ya ya-ya-ya-ya
Come on y'all, let's try this one more time
(Yeah ya-ya-ya-ya ya-ya-ya-ya-yab-ba-dab-ba-doo-ya ya-ya-ya-ya )

Playing, it is his habit
A wrong ones tally
Thinks he has screwed me
I do the the Watusi
You 1 me back
I'll take it like that
He throws 1-1's
Now I've seen it done
Bow! Do it!
Wow! Do it!
Just watch him do it

cant stop me
cant stop me
cant stop me
cant stop me

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 10

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Ann Hammond - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
ATTENTION: I have invited Mr. 1’s to pester me for the past couple of days. Anything he says or 1’s regarding these parodies I will take care of. Mr. 1’s sorry but I posted this before remembering I had a doctor’s appointment. Try to behave yourself while I’m gone.
Agrimorfee - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Ann's puttin' out the fire with gasoline, evidently. Good for her.
Mr 1s - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes I will behave and thought this was rather good. 555
Ann Hammond - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Think you to those who enjoy my parody work.
Phil Alexander - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this is kind of funny...
Ann Hammond - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks Phil
SNtn - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment
1derful... I like and share your style... no goaty for him save 4 the 1 he sees in the mirror

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