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Song Parodies -> "Last Christmas (2)"

Original Song Title:

"Last Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wham

Parody Song Title:

"Last Christmas (2)"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

LAST CHRISTMAS

Last Christmas I gave you some art,
But the very next day, you tossed it away.
This year, I'll paint some more here,
But give it to someone different.

Last Christmas I gave you some art,
But the very next day, you tossed it away.
This year, I'll paint some more here,
But give it to someone different.

How could you? Tell me why.
You want perfection and at least I did try.
Tell me truly, was it disappointing?
Though I did my best, you say it was daunting.

I remember, I wrapped it up and gave it,
With my love hoping that at least you'd save it.
Now I know you didn't give a damn,
And though I was a fool, it happens that's who I am.

Last Christmas I gave you my art,
But the very next day, you tossed it away (you tossed it away).
This year, I'll paint some more here,
But give it to someone different (different).

Last Christmas I gave you my art,
But the very next day, you tossed it away (you tossed it away).
This year, I'll paint some more here,
But give it to someone different (different).

Ohh
Oh, oh, baby.

You seemed content, posed in the nude,
But in the end you considered it crude.
Oh dear, what I thought was something rather pretty,
You, just one look and you thought it was shitty!


I still think my picture was a great piece of art,
But you, by your actions, well it tore me apart.
Ah, but now I've found a new girl,
I'm happy to start again.

Last Christmas I gave you my art,
But the very next day, you tossed it away (you tossed it away)
This year, I'll paint some more here,
But give it to someone different (different).

Last Christmas I gave you my art,
But the very next day you gave it away.
This year, I'll paint some more here,
But give it to someone different.

I still think my picture was a great piece of art,
But you, by your actions, well it tore me apart.
So now, this year, I'll give it to someone,
I'll give it to someone different,
Different.



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