-> "I Feel Crappy"
Original Song Title:
"I Feel Pretty"
Parody Song Title:
"I Feel Crappy"
The Lyrics
I feel crappy
Oh so crappy
I feel grumpy and crabby and rude
And so crappy
That my language can get very crude
I feel sour
Oh so sour
Every hour, more sour I get
And so crappy
Cuz my cold will never leave, I bet
See that grumpy guy in the mirror there
Who could that cross sickly one be?
Such a crappy face, such a crappy leer
Such a crappy frown, such a crappy ME
I feel surly, and so cranky
And my nose needs a hanky, it's true
For no one feels as crappy as I do
Friends: Have you met our good friend who's sick now?
The pessimist just down the block
You'll know him the minute you see him
He's the one who has tissues all covered with snot
He think that he's dying and likes to complain
To tell you the truth, he's really a pain
It could be the heat, or just some disease
Or not much to eat, or maybe it's fleas
Stay away from him, sends for meds, oh
This is such a routine Sir Grouch we know
Sour, impure, impolite, a swine
Way too immature
AND OUT OF HIS MIND
I feel crappy, oh so crappy
I'm not happy the way that I ham
And so crappy
That my friends simply call me a ham
I feel peevish, very peevish
Make you squeamish, so leave me alone
And so crappy
That I accidentally flushed my phone
See that grumpy guy in the mirror there
Who could that cross sickly one be?
Such a crappy face, such a crappy leer
Such a crappy frown, such a crappy ME
I feel surly, and so cranky
And my nose needs a hanky, it's true
For no one feels as crappy as I do
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