San Francisco
My heart's devotion
You're just to close to the ocean

Always the aftershocks quaking
Always the buildings and bridges shaking
And men heart breaking
And the people snubbing
And the leeches rubbing

I love to city of L.A.
(I know you do)
There is a place we can be GAY

I like to be in West Hollywood
OK by me in West Hollywood
True love for me in West Hollywood
For a small fee in West Hollywood

Look for a boyfriend, someone nice
One look at them and you'll think twice
I'll find a job as a porn star
But with your looks you won't go far

Flowers all bloom in West Hollywood
Porsches all zoom in West Hollywood
Industry boom in West Hollywood
But there's no room in West Hollywood

Lots of good guys with a kind face
Lots guys spitting in our face
There we can share an apartment
Better prepare to pay high rent

Life can be bright in West Hollywood
Don't pick a fight in West Hollywood
Life is alright in West Hollywood
In black and white in West Hollywood

DANCE

Here you are free and have gay pride
But they will snub you, stay inside
You can be anything you choose
Be all the dirt under their shoes

Lots of hate crimes in West Hollywood
Terrible crimes in West Hollywood
Horrible crimes in West Hollywood
You forget I'm in West Hollywood

DANCE

I'll think I'll go back to Frisco
But they no longer have Disco!
Everyone there will have free beer
Everyone there would have moved here

DANCE FINALE