[Elmer Fudd]
Where's dat bunny... dat Bugs Bunny?
Sure, dat bunny is funny and bwight...
But how funny will he be in wabbit stew tonight?
(ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha!)
Where's dat wabbit... oh dat wabbit?
When I gwab it, that wabbit is mine!
Oh dat bunny stew will taste so very, very fine!
(ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha!)

I will get wevenge on that wabbit soon (I'll get wevenge...)
And he'll wace awound wunning scared... (Yes, he'll wun scared...)
When he wuns away, I will gun away
And my weputation will be wepaired!
(It will be wepaired, it will be wepaired, it will be wepaired...)

Then Woad Wunner, dat slick stunner...
When dat one meets my gun, then oh ho!
I will be... weally, weally wunning the show!

[TV Viewers:]
Have you met our good friend Bugs Bunny -- the coolest cartoon on the block?
He's clever and awfully funny; and he'll charm you with one simple "Eh, what's up, Doc?"

When Elmer pursues with shotgun in tow (ha, ha, ha),
Bugs sits back amused and watches the show;
It's always the same: the quarry's unscratched (ha, ha, ha);
The poor hunter's shame: again, he's outmatched!

Why not give it up, Elmer Fuddy?
You can't catch your old rabbit buddy...
The premise is bare, but what's not to love?
This hunter and hare - they fit like a glove!

[Bugs Bunny:]
Elmer Fudd, he is my buddy
But my buddy, E. Fudd, he is dense
He's a study in persistence if not common sense;
(ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha!)
Though he's gunning, I'm not running...
'Cuz his gunning is stunningly weak;
I'll be sunning while he works on firearms technique...
(ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha!)

Why don't you give up, you old pal of mine? (Oh, pal of mine...)
Why not go and hunt for a duck? (Duck season, ooh...)
Give up on this hare, Daffy's over there...
Put your efforts where you'd have better luck!
(You'll have better luck, you'll have better luck, you'll have better luck...)

He won't heed me, cause he needs me...
Yes indeed, I'm his 'reason to be':
Be demeaned every week on Cartoon TV!