-> "I've Got Nothing"
Original Song Title:
"I Feel Pretty"
West Side Story (Natalie Wood as Maria)
Parody Song Title:
"I've Got Nothing"
I've got nothing - I've got nothing
I've got nothing to put up today
And I hate that
I have not a witty thing to sayI
I am wrote out - but I won't pout
I'm not Michael, Won, Alvin - it's true
I wish I could
Do a hundred takes on "Spell On You" *
I am just a newbie here on the site
Can't produce high volumes of shtick
I have fried my brains doing these refrains
Now I'm locked in chains and I'm feeling sick
I need down time so I can rhyme
I can't keep up with this frantic pace
So I'll now - take a breather and hide my face
(Instrumental break to the bridge)
Time to rest a bit and reload my guns
I am not just conservative
'Though I'd love to lurk and write like a jerk
I have got to work so that I can live
I'll keep writing and igniting
Lots of laughter and thought on this site
And I'm proud
To be posted on amiright!
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