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Song Parodies -> "Tonight"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

West Side Story

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Jude Rodamer

The Lyrics

This song "happened" because I looked at the tv schedule tonight and just about EVERYTHING was a repeat. So, it meant that I had the entire night to write parodies instead (you poor things).
Tonight! Tonight!
It's all repeats tonight!
Tonight, I'll just go off to the bar.
Tonight! Tonight!
I'll just get drunk tonight.
Or it's MASH with co-star Jamie Farr!

Today, I watched TV for hours,
Bewitched with Alice Ghostly,
Repeats of Price is Right!

No hope in sight!
God, don't get me hooked on Guiding Light!

Tonight! Tonight!
There's nothing good in sight!
I've reached my limit of Roseanne Barr!
Tonight! Tonight!
Repeats, they're such a fright!
They're repeating My Mother the Car!!

Today, Ms. Stewart arranged flowers,
She stirred some eggs so slowly.
"You've got to stir them right!"

Yup, drinks, I'm right,
I'll just drink until I'm really tight!

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Johnny D - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Elegant simplicity and humor !
Rick D - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I was going to parody "My Mother, the Car", But I was so certain that no one remembers it but me (and I can sing the whole theme from memory) that I didn't do it. I feel that you keep improving here. 5's.

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