-> "Doggie Stains"
Original Song Title:
"Danke Schoen"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Doggie Stains"
The Lyrics
Doggie Stains, Darn those Doggie Stains
They don't go
With blue carpet grains
My girl's place, cuddlin' on the couch,
As we kiss and hug, I see the rug, makes me shrug,
And say, "Ugh !"
Doggie Stains, Smeary poo remains
It's so gross
And almost profane
Know it's hard, trainin' St. Bernards
Still it's been a while, she just smiles,
Ain't my style..
He'd be scarred !
Doggie Stains, hate them Doggie Stains
Love the gal, but can't stand the strain
Nor the smell, Lord, I been through Hell
When we order out, Sauerkraut, wanna' shout,
"Clean that out !"
Oh, Doggie Stains, all those Doggie Stains
There each night,
I have headache pains..
Dog or Me ! ..fin'lly I declare,
She picks, old Beaudare, left her there..
For fresh air
Doggie Stains, Doggie Stains,
No more Doggie Stains..
It was every night..had those headache pains
Dog or me ! fin'lly I declare..
She has old Beaudare, in her chair, they can stare
At those Doggie Stains...Doggie Stains...Doggie Stains..
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