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Song Parodies -> "Wayne Newton"

Original Song Title:

"Danke Schoen"

Original Performer:

Wayne Newton

Parody Song Title:

"Wayne Newton"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Ladies and Gentlemen, here's a true old Las Vegas fossil, WAYNE NEWTON!
Wayne Newton

Wayne Newton, oh God, Wayne Newton
From child star became kitsch icon
Vegas Shows Stardust Casino
He's on every day, save for a Friday
Not sublime, past his prime

Wayne Newton, oh God, Wayne Newton
Dyed his hair, tried to gain more flair
Entertains elderly blue hairs
Hooked to oxygen, smoking cigarettes
Trying just to hang on

Wayne Newton, oh God, Wayne Newton
Why are you still so popular?
What's the point seeing you at all?
Now that Vegas has so much more to see
But you still have your fans

Wayne Newton, oh God, Wayne Newton
I feel your show's a big rip off
Sixty-five bucks for a ticket!
Drinks and programs are priced as separate
Tourists can be such fools

Danke Schoen, Auf Wiedersehn GOOD RIDDANCE!

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Claude Prez - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad. Except you do realize now that you've used this song it's just a matter of time before someone feels the need to subject us to a "Bonk Hussein" parody. So thanks a lot.

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