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Song Parodies -> "Pukin Up Breakfast"

Original Song Title:

"Luckenbach Texas"

Parody Song Title:

"Pukin Up Breakfast"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

For my (if she reads this, soon to be ex-) wife Sharon, God bless you honey
There ain't two things my wife makes that are worth eatin
It tastes like burned wood or "Worm Ala Cretin"
I don't need my food from the gourmet sites
But this is wrong and it just might kill me tonight

This is where time fades to black, and I face it, I'm done

Chorus (Wailin)

Cause I been pukin up breakfast, I'm ailin and I really hate the noise
This yucky mess that she's been cookin's got me hurlin
Like the Blair girl not by choice
Between "Rank Innards", "Strained Dog", "Blueberry Glazed Frog"
And two flies cryin out in pain
I been pukin up breakfast
Ain't no way I'll eat this again

So baby let's sell those pots and pans
Buy some food don't taste so bad it's thrown away
This "Goat And Lye" is chokin me
There's no doubt it's Murder Three, I've died all day
I've been busy weepin, cause sup's "Piss And Moan"
Four heave barrage and it's still comin on

This is where time fades to black, and I face it, I'm done

Chorus (Wailin)

Chorus (Willie)

Cause I been pukin up breakfast, I'm ailin and I really hate the noise
This yucky mess that she's been cookin's got me hurlin
Like the Blair girl with more voice
Between "Road Kill And Brains" slop, and "Hairy Stiff Crane" glop
And two flies cryin out in pain
I've been pukin up breakfast
Ain't no way I'll eat this again

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Royce Miller - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
You're my hero, Dee; I think you and I are two of the few that have parodied this song on Amiright; I've been to Luckenbach, a great little place if you can find it. Your parody is great.
Royce Miller - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
ps Dee-I'm pretty sure this song was recorded in the 70's, tho
Dee - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Royce, thanks for your kind comments, and you are right about the 1970's. I need to take mor care when I fill in those blanks. I have never been to Luchenbach, but you make it sound nice
Rod Worden - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
"..two flies cryin out in pain" Hilarious stuff, Dee, glad you found this site!
Dee Range - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Rod, thanks, and I'm glad I found this site also. Some very funny people here, stuff as funny as Wierd Al ever wrote, and better too.
John Barry - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Regurgigreat song! "Worm la Cretin"--wonderful
Dee Range - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks John
Guy - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
You done Willie right by this 'un. As a fellow Texas resident I find this parody in very good taste, unlike the cuisine you write about. Such a yummy treat, Dee. Well done.
Dee Range - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, thanks
Paul Robinson - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Another fine job, Dee. 5's...
Dee Range - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul, thank you
john ulvang - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
"Pukin up Breakfast" is a HIT! the OS is so annoying to me, I love what you did with it. 555

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