Song Parodies -> Teen Staker

Original Song Title:	"Green Acres"
Original Performer:	Vic Mizzy (composer)

Parody Song Title:	"Teen Staker"
Parody Written by:	Stan Hall

Buffy Rebuff

(A) Teen staker, I am gratefully
Harm givinâ€™ on prime time TV --
Landed a stout role, star with pride,
(And) Keep combattinâ€™ a sinister vampire tide.

Now, Orkinâ„¢ called the other day,
Cried urgently â€œCome help us spray!â€
I cussed and swore when they vowed to
"Star you in movies â€™bout hittinâ€™ live vermin," too.

Bug ad!?!
Thatâ€™s bad?
No way!
Weâ€™ll pay!

We need you skill!
I am no shill!
Teen staker, youâ€™re unfair!

Â© Stan Hall (Parenthetical lyrics above are included only syntactical enhancers and, if sung at all, should be rendered as acciaccature to the words they prefix.) :-)

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Stan Hall - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment

Sorry, folks ... this one is identical to today's other same-titled parody, either a glitchy double-roboposting by amiright.com or an accidental repost by yours truly. If you;ve comments' you can blast either, I s'pose. :-) SH.

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Song Parodies -> Teen Staker

"Green Acres"

Vic Mizzy (composer)

"Teen Staker"

Stan Hall

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