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Song Parodies -> "Itchin' to Die"
Original Song Title:
"Hitchin' a Ride"
Original Performer:
Vanity Fair
Parody Song Title:
"Itchin' to Die"
Parody Written by:
Bob Konigsberg
The Lyrics
A plane goes up, and there I fly,
I got my parachute between my thighs,
Itchin' to die,
Itchin' to die.
Gotta get me dead,
By the morning light.
I bungee jump, with extra rope.
I like the feeling that I've got no hope,
Itchin' to die,
Itchin' to die.
Gotta get me dead,
‘fore my Insurance expires
I'm having sex, with lots of babes,
Who knows what I, may catch today,
Itchin' to die,
Itchin' to die.
Gotta get me dead,
Before my brain gets fried.
I'm taking pills, I'm snorting coke,
I have a death wish and that's no joke,
Itchin' to die,
Itchin' to die.
Gotta get me dead,
Then I'll be satisfied.
I got my parachute between my thighs,
Itchin' to die,
Itchin' to die.
Gotta get me dead,
By the morning light.
I bungee jump, with extra rope.
I like the feeling that I've got no hope,
Itchin' to die,
Itchin' to die.
Gotta get me dead,
‘fore my Insurance expires
I'm having sex, with lots of babes,
Who knows what I, may catch today,
Itchin' to die,
Itchin' to die.
Gotta get me dead,
Before my brain gets fried.
I'm taking pills, I'm snorting coke,
I have a death wish and that's no joke,
Itchin' to die,
Itchin' to die.
Gotta get me dead,
Then I'll be satisfied.
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clever concept...5s
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