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Song Parodies -> "Betty Ford's Function"

Original Song Title:

"Petticoat Junction"

Original Performer:

Tv Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"Betty Ford's Function"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

there's drugs inside you brain
and a monkey on your back
at this junction
(betty ford's function)

your body needs repair
and its time to rehab
from rambunctions
(betty ford's function)

calm your nerves
you bet
can't ignore
when you get
to this junction
(betty ford's function)

you've been feelin' like hell
and you need a rest
you can't function
(betty ford's function)

you just can't think straight
cause your mind's all messed
at this junction
(betty ford's function)

if you've got the dough
you can move right in and stow...
your dysfunctions
('s...function ! )

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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2Eagle - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent! There should be a show about that, too - with the same theme.
Kristof Robertson - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I've got to Lindsay Lohan-d it to you, Al....this was priceless. 555mg of pharmo fun!
alvin - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle and kristof....i always dug uncle joe...he was movin' kinda slow
stuart mcarthur - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment
all that soda water and Orange juice will knock you around a bit though - 555
alvin - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks stuart
TT - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Shouldn't Britney Spears be in Betty Ford's Function? Blood alcohol level .555

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