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Song Parodies -> "Real Rawhide"

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TV Theme Song

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"Real Rawhide"

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The Lyrics


Hem'roids, Hem'roids, Hem'roids
Rode all day with them 'roids,
Hem'roids, Hem'roids, Hem'roids.... Rawhide!

Just for such occasion,
I keep the preparation,
Here in a holster by my side

Ain't a lotta' glory
In a suppository,
But sometimes you must swallow your pride

Grab the box, take 'em out
Hold 'em up, peel 'em off
Pick it up, slick it up, Rawhide!

Poke 'em in, push 'em up
Poke 'em in, push 'em up
Poke 'em in, push 'em up, Rawhide!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 18

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 4   1
 5   17

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Kristof Robertson - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Short but meaty, Air. 555 from me..."Ain't a lotta glory in a suppository" was great! And whoever voted 533..come back and explain yourself!
John Barry - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious! You're lucky the resident coprophobes didn't give you 1s, much less 3s. 5s from me.
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever rhymes and pacing, good contrast between the macho original and the disconcerting new theme. Even though bodily grossness is not my favorite topic by any means, this still deserves three fives.
Adagio - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL !! "Ain't a lotta glory in a suppository" was a funny line for me too...but there were a lot of funny lines! 5's
Stuart McArthur - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
brilliant concept - minimalist and concise - perfect - 555
Dee Range - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Right up my ally, so to speak. Excellent work. 555
Troy - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahahaha pissed myself laughing when reading this, love those Rawhide parodies. Good onya Airfarcewon, all 5s!!!
Phil Alexander - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good :-) Missed this first time around. Surprised it hasn't got piles of votes...
Guy - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I missed it too. Glad you called this one out Phil. This was "pain in the ass" funny.

Reddo-pooter, butts-a-flame,
Just stick it up your ass for pain
Reddo-pooter, reddo-pooter

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