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Song Parodies -> "Mister E.D."

Original Song Title:

"Mister Ed Theme song"

Original Performer:

TV Show Theme song

Parody Song Title:

"Mister E.D."

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The Lyrics

Intercourse is a force, of course, of course
Every man can perform with his sweet source
With no remorse, unless of course,
He's hit with Mister E.D.

If horny to score, hung like a horse,
And, hangin' not bangin'...What could be worse?
A boat afloat without the oars..
The curse of Mister E.D.

Evil impotency can strike
On any night or day
Just dial the Doc, and he'll prescribe
Cialis, Viagra...Oh, Lay !

You're up in the mornin'..The firm is yours !
Not soft in the loft, as she explores
Second's are good, so get s'mores..
With the med for Mister E.D.

So long to Mister E.D.
Real long to Mister E.D.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
i howled over this one...ultra fun to sing along with...5s plus
Rick C - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Good to see you got Mister E.D. back in the saddle again! VERY FUNNY! 555 and more.
Kristof Robertson - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
This is a boner-fide classic! 555
AFW - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin........Thanks, Rick C........and, thanks, Kristof......Thanks all for votes and humerous comments...
Red Ant - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious! "boat afloat without the oars" and many other "jewels" here.
AFW - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant...appreciate your vote and comment..
Alpha Skua - July 24, 2018 - Report this comment

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