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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of Swillin' Gin's Isle"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle"

Original Performer:

TV Show Theme

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad of Swillin' Gin's Isle"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Just hit my back with a searin' flail
A flail of a hateful whip
That smarted from piss-stropping cord
An' scored this hiney's hip

Thumbs wait 'cause I might be wailin' hands
On strippers' cravin' cure
My gas injures wet bailin' hay
On a free sour Dewars
A free sour Dewars

The leather started getting rough
Me hiney's hip was crossed
If not for the brewage of the beerless few
Me butthole would be flossed
Me butthole would be flossed

Me hips set down on the floor an' kissed
Unfarted desert tiles
While pillagin'
A stripper who
Ate millionaires, and their knives
A moo-free cow
The undresser's gland, was hairy, and,
Queer on Swillin' Gin's Isle

Now whiff from me tail as I gas away
It's here in me long-john's grime
Smell has to bake from festered things
Shitcanned up with slime

The worst bait? Can-jizz-stripper-food,
Swilled through the hairy breast,
To flake green otters' rumps a-full of me coughed-up eye lint mess!

Grow foam, grow lice, grow rodent tar!
Shot a shingle, lucky me!
Like crawfish in a roue, so, is spermatozoa tea!

So coin us terms each week my friend
You're sure to get a smile
From clever rhymes that make no sense
Here on Swillin' Gin's Isle

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Adagio - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
You sure it made no sense? Or is it just random randy words run together? A good one anyway.
Jack Wilson - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
THis was great! 555!
alvin rhodes - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
made sense to me...but hell, i drank my breakfast this morning...5s
Johnny D - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Adagio, Jack, and Alvin. This parody is from the point of view of a very drunk pirate (arrrh, matey!) who swills lots of gin and then sings about salty sea-farin' stuff that makes sense to his gin-filled pirate's brain.
Meriadoc - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds a lot like some Dylanesquine Prose! :-D
Johnny D - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio, Jack, Alvin, and Merry!

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