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Song Parodies -> "Front Stoop"

Original Song Title:

"Theme from F Troop"

Original Performer:

TV Show Theme

Parody Song Title:

"Front Stoop"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

No, this didn't really happen to me...
The ending of Halloween was near
My wife and I were quite pleased
The kiddies were great
We stayed up late
Free treats, no perverse tricks or mys-teries

(bugle riff)

The candy was gone, it pleased and thrilled
Our proud little neighbors' group
Then Mary said "John,
There's something wrong!"
A flaming light shone on our own
Front stoop!

A firey light!
A colorful sight!
A paperbag flames were lickin' !

I opened
The front door,
Started kickin' !

So when Halloween is winding down
Look out at your own front stoop
For some kid's attack
By flaming sack
Don't stomp it to douse
Or you'll track in your house...

Dog poop!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Adagio - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Jack Wilson - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
John Barry - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, memories. Larry Torch and Forrest Firetrucker.
Rick D - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
A real shitkicker, JD.
kitkatbarr09 - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
that really has happened two me before! It sucked-1 hour shower!!!!!!!! LOL.
alvin rhodes - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
great final "hook" there....halloween's still my favorite holiday...5s
Johnny D - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio, Jack, JB, Rick D, kitkatbarr09, and Alvin.
aka skittles - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
so who inspired u?

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