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Song Parodies -> "Those Cold Hands"

Original Song Title:

"This Old Man"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Those Cold Hands"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Those Cold Hands, at my bum
Make my whole back side go numb,
With a poke, poke, Holy Smoke!
Chilling to the bone
Those Cold Hands, they make me groan

Those Cold Hands, Ice for sure,
And they need a manicure,
With a push, push, Tushy Tush
Won't they ever thaw?
Must be from Antartica..

Those Cold Hands, latex clad
Could be warmed up just a tad
With a Brr, brr, Shiver brr
When's it gonna' end?
Welcoming, they don't extend

Those Cold Hands, save my soul
They're just like that old North Pole,
With an woo, woo, get it through!
Should be plain to see,
Why I hate Proctology..

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 17

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John Barry - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Gotta hand it to you--that's a good one.
Adagio - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute one!! :D 5's
Lionel Mertens - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
My third opinion is high fives. By the way proctologist are trained to use two fingers now incase the patient wants a second opinion.
AFW - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all for votes and comments...Good one, Lionel..LOL
Anon - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved it, AFW! By the way, the original came out WAY before the sixties, so it should be labeled as "misc." In fact, all "Traditional" stuff falls into the "misc" category. Nice parody though. I voted 5,5,5 on it.
Jake A Raplhing (Luke Brattoni) - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, 'misc' for 'miscalculated Dr's digital temperature!' Great parody here, AFW, clever rhyming always gives me the shivers.
John Jenkins - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good parody, AFW. Excellent job of saving your best line until the end (so to speak).
Stuart McArthur - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm with Adagio, AFW - a parody of that song has to be cute - liked it - 555
Meriadoc - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Nothing like a simple little proctical...er...practical parody for a good laugh! ;-D
Tim Mayfield - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Think you could have used the original title "this old man" and it would have still fit like a glove.
Troy - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahahaha sounds like a perfect job for John Hopoate, great stuff mate, pissed myself laughin' all 5s!!!
Stuart McArthur - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Troy - just assessing your last gag at about a 5% maximum possible success rate with this audience, but I got it - thumbs up, mate!
Jeff Reuben - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty funny...cold hands on the stomach suck!
AFW - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Many thanks to all, again..for votes and warm comments..

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