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Song Parodies -> "Cork your bat"

Original Song Title:

"If Your Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Cork your bat"

Parody Written by:

Daniel David Delfyette Yaccarino and Dennis Hon

The Lyrics

This song is about Sammy Sosa when he corked his bat and it was about last June.
When Sammy's on a slump he'll cork his bat
When Sammy's on a slump he'll cork his bat
When Sammy's on a slump and his batting average sucks he'll desperate enough to cork his bat


When the umpire found about his corked bat they erased his hits
When the umpire found about his corked bat they erased his hits
When Sammy hit an RBI double the umpirefound out that he corked his bat they decided to erase his big hits

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Batman Beyond - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, someoneīs on a slump, thatīs or sure!
mike - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
YOU SUCK

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