Song Parodies -> I Smell My Brain In Lecter's Crisco
| Original Song Title: | "I Left My Heart In San Francisco" |
| Original Performer: | Tony Bennett or Frank Sinatra |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Smell My Brain In Lecter's Crisco" |
| Parody Written by: | Dee Range |
I watched Hannibal last night...this is the scene where Ray Liotta gets what's coming to him
The lovely bitch named Clarice
Sits down to my dismay
The story of my dome
Is what I tell today
I feel terribly and moan
Something's rotten in my hat and
I'm drooling foam
She looks pretty as I say,,,,,
I smell my brain...in Lecter's Crisco
Fried on the grill
I chew with glee
Give me a little Purple Star
This soiree has left scars
This lobotomy is hard to bear
So beware!
My brain sits there in Lecter's Crisco
And when I chew it tastes like Brie
Though it is gross to you
Lecter's Crisco
Behold the brain that's fried for me
I left my brain........
Sits down to my dismay
The story of my dome
Is what I tell today
I feel terribly and moan
Something's rotten in my hat and
I'm drooling foam
She looks pretty as I say,,,,,
I smell my brain...in Lecter's Crisco
Fried on the grill
I chew with glee
Give me a little Purple Star
This soiree has left scars
This lobotomy is hard to bear
So beware!
My brain sits there in Lecter's Crisco
And when I chew it tastes like Brie
Though it is gross to you
Lecter's Crisco
Behold the brain that's fried for me
I left my brain........
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Ewww! But I had to look when I saw the title. Really good job. 5's
possibly the creepiest title i've seen on this site....and the song lived up to the promise...my favorite of the day...5s plus
Good one, Dee. 5s. Gives me an idea: "I Cooked a Hart in Transfat Crisco." Wanna take it on, or shall I?
Thanks Adagio, alvin, and John......you better do it, I'm headin' for Colorado in a day or two, won't be back for a month. That, and the fact you will do it better.
Thanks, Dee! I am on it. Have fun in CO.
Glad I finished my lunch BEFORE reading this! ;-)
Very interesting concept... :-)
Very interesting concept... :-)
Great concept and execution, Dee! Lovely visuals....5s
Meriadoc and Rick C., thanks so much!
Five fava beans and a nice chianti.
Thanks Michael, although I'm pissed at your Yankees for hittin' 6 taters against my Rangers last night.
Yeah, well, last night they launched four dingers off Fatso Colon in Disneyland... I'd rather think of it as Stefaniville... and it wasn't enough. When will big-league pitchers learn to never, ever throw Vladimir Guerrero a fastball? I hate it when the Yankees play in Texas. Reminds that Mickey Mantle lived in Dallas. I'm also a Devils fan, and that stupid "Let's Go Rangers" chant reminds me of a team I hate more than the Mets or the Red Sox, or even Penn State or the Cowboys.
Michael, Guerrero has a lifetime .478 in Arlington, and it doesn't matter what they throw him. Couple weeks ago he hit one out on a curve 6 inches off the ground, and he has hit safely in every game he has ever played against the Rangers...30-something in a row. Of course, he IS hitting against Ranger pitching.
that's funny Dee, I imagine it would kinda taste like brie - DK Hannibal, although this has enlightened me somewhat - 555
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