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Song Parodies -> "I Cleft Her Part In San Francisco"

Original Song Title:

"I Left My Heart In San Francisco"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"I Cleft Her Part In San Francisco"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Voluptuous, her pair is
They take my breath away
Just have to take her home,
And so I make my play
Lucky she is all alone
Dressed in cotton, not in satin
She says" I'm yours"
If you've thirty bucks to pay.."

I Cleft Her Part In San Francisco
Tall was this ho, Watusi high
I'd roamed around in skanky bars
Drank watered gin from Mason jars
Until the right witch caught my eye..
Off we fly..
I banged her there in San Francisco
Dirt cheap motel
The fleas were free
I can't come home to you, San Francisco
She's got a son named after me!

I Cleft Her Part In San Francisco
Tall was this ho, Watusi high..
I'd roamed around in skanky bars,
Drank watered gin from Mason jars
Before the right witch caught my eye..
Off we fly..
I banged her there in San Francisco
Dirt cheap motel,
The fleas were free
(Now) I can't come home to you, San Francisco
She has a son named after me!

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Yoidy - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Yep, hills ain't just on the streets of San Francisco! 555
Ann Hammond - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
you don't have to pay for the fleas! what a deal! he he
Matthias - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
So, did you leave her "heart" there??? 5's
alvin rhodes - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
i'll be darned...i went to school at watusi high....5s
John Barry - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever "Cleft."
TJC - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Tony Benett's toupee is surely spinning by now! 5's
AFW - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys, and gal, for votes and comments
Ravyn Rant - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious! Thanks for doing the intro - many people forget that part, and you nailed it. So to speak. 555

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