What did you learn in Sunday school,
Dear little girls of mine?
Did you learn about the Golden Rule,
Dear little girls of mine?

I learned that girls are different from boys,
So girls should play with little girl toys.
Be delecate and be poli -et,
Don't play rough, but just be quiet.
That's what I learned in Sunday school,
That's what I learned today.

What did you learn in Sunday school,
Dear little girls of mine?
Did you learn why God chose Israel,
Dear little girls of mine?

I learned that girls should be demure,
Be shy and modest and be pure.
They shouldn't try to act like men -
They'll think that you're a Lesbian.
That's what I learned in Sunday school,
That's what I learned today.

What did you learn in Sunday school,
Dear little girls of mine?
Did you learn about the Top Ten Rules,
Dear little girls of mine?

I learned there's men's and women's work -
Our wifely duties we must not shirk.
I learned that woman was made for man -
To be a helpmate to her husband.
That's what I learned in Sunday school,
That's what I learned today.

What did you learn in Sunday school,
Dear little girls of mine?
Did you learn how Jesus healed the ill,
Dear little girls of mine?

I learned girls came from Adam's rib,
The devil started woman's lib.
A woman's goal is to be a wife,
And that's how she should live her life.
That's what I learned in Sunday school,
That's what I learned today.