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Song Parodies -> "I've Got Mine, So Screw You"
Original Song Title:
"My Dog's Bigger Than Your Dog"
Original Performer:
Tom Paxton
Parody Song Title:
"I've Got Mine, So Screw You"
Parody Written by:
Bob Konigsberg
The Lyrics
In tough times like these, we need to offer sympathy for those who are troubled and struggling. This does NOT do that.
The mortgage crisis was a mess, foreclosures everywhere
I got my loan reduced a lot, now you pay YOUR fair share.
Chorus:
I’ve got mine so screw you. I’ve got mine, I win!
I’ll struggle with the rest of you until my ship comes in.
Unemployment’s everywhere, I lost my job, like you.
I got one of those new green jobs. So whatsa matta you?
(chorus)
Bernie Madoff scammed for billions, ruined many lives.
I was early in and early out I gave the man High-Fives.
(chorus)
Oil spills and chemical leaks Have made the world a mess,
But since I clean up toxic waste It’s really for the best.
(chorus)
Those of faith don’t all agree on what God’s words foretell
I know I’ve got salvation So you can go to hell.
(chorus)
The lottery’s a tax they say on those who’re bad at math
Last week I won 100 Mil, so I’ve got the last laugh.
I got my loan reduced a lot, now you pay YOUR fair share.
Chorus:
I’ve got mine so screw you. I’ve got mine, I win!
I’ll struggle with the rest of you until my ship comes in.
Unemployment’s everywhere, I lost my job, like you.
I got one of those new green jobs. So whatsa matta you?
(chorus)
Bernie Madoff scammed for billions, ruined many lives.
I was early in and early out I gave the man High-Fives.
(chorus)
Oil spills and chemical leaks Have made the world a mess,
But since I clean up toxic waste It’s really for the best.
(chorus)
Those of faith don’t all agree on what God’s words foretell
I know I’ve got salvation So you can go to hell.
(chorus)
The lottery’s a tax they say on those who’re bad at math
Last week I won 100 Mil, so I’ve got the last laugh.
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