Song Parodies -> "Dick C."

Original Song Title:

"Dizzy"

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Original Performer:

"Dick C."

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The Lyrics

Oh Roe is me! Jonathan pointed out a couple of days ago when I posted a parody of the OS that it was done by Tommy Roe, not Tommy James as I'd indicated. Hard to keep those Tommy (bubble)gums straight.

Dick C. Evil Dick C. he isn’t spinnin’
In his coffin ’cause he’s undead
Nights he’ll chew you until you’ve bled
Lugosi-like Dick C.

One time in the ancient world
He kissed Saddam’s ass and it tasted fine
But then he went and changed his tune
And decreed Saddam was an evil swine
He pulled the strings on his puppet
Employing his “bull”y pulpit
Got us stuck in a quagmire a long time

Dick C. Undead Dick C. has no ninth inning
In his game there’s never an end
Undead can’t be a decedent
Vlad Tepes-like Dick C.

And he has got no heart, so you
Can’t stake him and make him turn dust or melt
He’ll go on for eternity
Even longer than the ancient grain spelt
One time he controlled Georgie
Who just had some heart surgery
The living go to doctors for their health

Dick C. Pure evil is Dick C., Svengali trickster
Vlad Tepes minus a ticker
Can’t kill him with a heart-sticker
Night-chompin’ is Dick C.
Sure hope he ain’t bit me

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