Poor little Sheila, she works as a peeler
In some third-rate Vegas dives.
Lost her stake at Keno in a strip casino
Now she strips for lechers’ fives.

Sheila’s so elastic! Her ecdysiastic
Routine’s the best by far.
Watching her disrobing, I want to be probing
What her other talents are.

Sometimes Sheila finishes her dance
Then flirts with me and I think I have a chance!
But then I see her treat other guys the same
And realize she’s just a workin’ dame.

Sheila says she loves me, and were I naiver,
I’d say I loved her, too.
But this schemin’ honey only wants my money
Still, that needn’t mean we’re through.

So when Sheila plops down next to me
I say I’ll pay if you’ll give some sex to me.
Since she sees that I’m wise to her scam
She shrugs and says “So you know what I am.”

“Twenty in my G-string’ll buy that ‘on my knees thing’”
She says lookin’ kinda coy
I say “that’s a deal” Ah! Then the lovely Shelia
Makes me one contented boy.