Song Parodies -> Scurvy
| Original Song Title: | "Dizzy" |
| Original Performer: | Tommy Roe |
| Parody Song Title: | "Scurvy" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
scurvy
i've got scurvy
my hair is thinnin'
black and blue spots
form on my shins
and my gums get spongy and grim
i'm achin' from scurvy
when i joined the sailor's world
i knew i must leave vegetables behind
and fruit just won't stay good, its true
when folks are sailin' on the boundin' brine
i need fruit, but none i get
these bleedin' membranes make me fret
it causes immobility in time
scurvy
i've got scurvy
no teeth, when grinnin'
seen no veggies
for days on end
and there's no way
its gonna mend
i'm achin' from scurvy
i finally got to gnaw some fruit
and totally relaxed, is how i felt
i've been cravin' frantically
and now, within my mouth, i feel it melt
seems i've lost all sense, you see
cause this scurvy's killin' me
it turns out i've been chewin' on some kelp
scurvy
i've got scurvy
my woes are many
like a white ghoul
pale, is my skin
its a cruel world
that i live in
i'm achin' from scurvy
i've got scurvy
my hair is thinnin'
black and blue spots
form on my shins
and my gums get spongy and grim
i'm achin' from scurvy
when i joined the sailor's world
i knew i must leave vegetables behind
and fruit just won't stay good, its true
when folks are sailin' on the boundin' brine
i need fruit, but none i get
these bleedin' membranes make me fret
it causes immobility in time
scurvy
i've got scurvy
no teeth, when grinnin'
seen no veggies
for days on end
and there's no way
its gonna mend
i'm achin' from scurvy
i finally got to gnaw some fruit
and totally relaxed, is how i felt
i've been cravin' frantically
and now, within my mouth, i feel it melt
seems i've lost all sense, you see
cause this scurvy's killin' me
it turns out i've been chewin' on some kelp
scurvy
i've got scurvy
my woes are many
like a white ghoul
pale, is my skin
its a cruel world
that i live in
i'm achin' from scurvy
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You got a lotta nervy to write about your scurvy. 555
At least you're not pervy writing about scurvy. TOS has always been a fun sing, so is the parody. 555
555.
Ye wouldn't be a Pirate, would ye, man? Arrgghhh! I be givin' ye 'fives' since I be well-acquainted with ye malady, ye blaggard...HAR ~ ~ ~
Laughed my gums off!
thaks yoidy ravyn stephen paul and john
Ya' gotta get down to Dollar General and getcha' some vitamin C...off beat funny..
555
thanks AFW and PMS
scurvy musta been scary, al - and whilst these bleedin' membranes make me fret, those bleedin pretzels are makin' me thirsty - 555
Really enjoyed it, Alvin :)
Scurvy is unnerving. Belated congratulations on 900 (1000)+ parodies, Alvin!. 5s.
thanks stuart peregrin and red ant
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