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Song Parodies -> "My Roommate Loves to Spank His Monkey"

Original Song Title:

"My Baby Does the Hanky Panky"

Original Performer:

Tommy James and the Shondells

Parody Song Title:

"My Roommate Loves to Spank His Monkey"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Second version...
My roommate loves to spank his monkey
Yuck! My roommate loves to spank his monkey
My roommate loves to spank his monkey
My roommate loves spank his monkey
Gay! My roommate loves to spank his monkey

My roommate loves to spank his monkey (sad)
Yuck! My roommate loves to spank his monkey
Gay! My roommate often spanks his monkey
My roommate loves spank his monkey
My roommate loves spank his monkey

I see him workin’ it all the time (sad)
Sometimes in his bedroom, other times in MINE!!!
While watchin' X-films or nasty talk on the phone
Wish he would just leave his poor junk alone!
He's such a wanker, never a dater (so bad)

My roommate loves to spank his monkey
Yuck! My roommate loves to spank his monkey
My roommate loves to spank his monkey
My roommate loves spank his monkey
My roommate loves spank his monkey

Also, loves to shout!
He's gross!

How sad…

I see him workin’ it all the time (bad)
Sometimes in his bedroom other times in MINE!!!
While watchin' X-films or nasty talk on the phone
Wish he would just leave his poor junk alone!
He's such a wanker, never a dater (so bad)

Yucky, at it all the time, so wrong...

My roommate loves to spank his monkey
Yuck! My roommate loves to spank his monkey
My roommate loves to spank his monkey
My roommate loves spank his monkey
My roommate loves spank his monkey

He does it all the time, scares folks (me most, me most)

My roommate loves to spank his monkey
Yuck! My roommate loves to spank his monkey
Yuck! My roommate loves to spank his monkey
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Callmelennie - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Well Robert, you told JB and me that we were going to be surprised by something you were cooking up and you were right. Your song was sensitive nuanced and restrained ;-D
John Barry - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Monkey beat monkey tool.
Rob Arndt - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! The OP used the term jerkin' and was rejected, so this version has been sanitized. I sent the other over to WhatFreaks in original form :)
Meriadoc - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Loved the 'other times in MINE!" line. :D
Talk to me Dad! - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
With the look upon your face I felt my swollen glans diminish. I said "Could you close the door, please?" 'Cause I'd really like to finish...
Annie - September 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Bahahahahahaha! 555
Rob Arndt - September 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Annie, how did you pick out this gem from 2012?

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