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Song Parodies -> "My Neighbor Does The Bacon Panky"

Original Song Title:

"My Baby Does The Hanky Panky"

Original Performer:

Tommy James and the Shondells

Parody Song Title:

"My Neighbor Does The Bacon Panky"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

This is my side B tune to John Barry's "Shagging The Swine" from yesterday. My thinking is, if we put these two tunes together, we'd have a 45 that even Weird Al Yankovic wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole
My neighbor does the Bacon Panky
My neighbor does the Bacon Panky
My neighbor does the Bacon Panky
My neighbor does the Bacon Panky
My neighbor does the Bacon Panky

My neighbor does some bacon shakin'
My neighbor does some bacon shakin'
My neighbor does some bacon shakin'
My neighbor does some bacon shakin'
My neighbor does some bacon shakin'

I saw him walking down to the pen (Yeah!)
You know I needed just a word with my friend
A funny little ruckus thought, "What's the deal?"
Then I saw what made that piggy squeal
I can't unsee it; never will unsee it

My neighbor does the Bacon Maker
My neighbor does the Bacon Maker
My neighbor does the Bacon Maker
My neighbor does the Bacon Maker
My neighbor does the Bacon Maker

We started talking 'bout his state of mind (Yeah!)
You know his perversions have now turned porcine
You really need to back off 'fore you're in too deep
Hey neighbor just go back to sheep
You're gonna lose it, really gonna lose it

My neighbor's doing bacon shankin'
My neighbor's doing bacon shankin'
My neighbor's doing bacon shankin'
My neighbor's doing bacon shankin'
My neighbor's doing bacon shankin'

My neighbor's doing the Bacon Panky
My neighbor's doing some bacon shakin'
My neighbor's doing the Bacon Maker ...
You know, there's actually a double entendre here, seeing as how "Bacon Panky" is also the name of a dance (no, it's not)

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John Barry - August 30, 2012 - Report this comment
A 45. . .memories. Speaking of memories, how about a culinary Little Rascals-themed version: "Bakin Spanky"? I ask myself rhetorically. OK!
Callmelennie - August 30, 2012 - Report this comment
A few more unused euphemisms for the act that dare not speak its name -- Doing the Porky Panky, Getting piggy jiggy, Doing the Hammy Slammy.
John Barry - August 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Porkin' Corkin, Bacon Snakin', Piggy Friggy, Bacon Slakin'.
Rob Arndt - August 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Sizzlin'-555!
Peregrin - August 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Smokin'! Smoked bacon that is! I particularly liked "I can't unsee it; never will unsee it", summed it all up for the neighbour :)
Rob Arndt - August 30, 2012 - Report this comment
CML, there's been rumors of a live-action/CGI Herculoids movie for years. Kristanna Loken has been mentioned as a Tara candidate: Art: http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs18/f/2007/214/e/4/Tara_and_Zok___fanart_by_dcmatthews.jpg Loken: http://kumpulanfoto.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Foto-Kristanna-Loken-10.jpg
lifeliver - August 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Is this what they call 'non-kosher'? I wonder if it was a Porky or Petunia, I guess bestialists (?) are AC/DC. Like.
Tommy Turtle - August 31, 2012 - Report this comment
I wouldn't touch it either. ;) Far too repetitive, esp. when subs are so rife for the taking. Spankin', wankin', crankin', (blank-)in' (gives a "bleep"-type double-entendre without the obscenity). Same for all the other refrains.

However, redeemed by "porcine" and the nod to the sheep-shagging genre. Great concept, but no vote until some more effort is put into polishing these diamonds-in-the-rough.


p.s.: you once said some very kind words about this writer's works and their relative quality on the site. To the extent that this was true, a good part of that is spending time on all of these details, all of the time. thanks again for those words.

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