Song Parodies -> Blitzen and Rover

Original Song Title:	"Crimson and Clover"
Original Performer:	Tommy James and the Shondells

Parody Song Title:	"Blitzen and Rover"
Parody Written by:	A Room Full Of Monkeys

Ahh
Once when Santa came over
I was shocked to dis-co-ver
Blitzen with Rover

Aaugh!
Well I said, Santa, your chauffeur
Has got a thing for my Schnozer
Blitzen and Rover
Stop them, you hoser!

Yeah
(Fa la la la la la)
Well this was his answer:
(Fa la la la la la)
Hey buddy, me and your hamster
(Fa la la la la la)
We get jolly with Prancer
(Fa la la la la la)
Blitzen and Rover
(Fa la la la la la)
In your Land Rover

[Gobsmacked:]

Blitzen did Rover
Over and over
Blitzen did Rover
Over and over
Blitzen did Rover
Over and over

[Repeat. Over and over.]

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DKTOS? - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Don't Know The Original Song? It's temporarily available at spaff.com/dktos

Michael Pacholek - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Oh for crying out loud, now we have the beginnings of a concept album, by pairing this one up with John Barry's "Goat Writhin' In the Sty." What's next, a parody called "Dog Eat (fill in the animal's name)"?

John Barry - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Good idea, Michael. I'd forgotten about "Goat." Kind of an amusing title, I think, in all modesty.

Rex - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment

And lo, it is written: let the reindeer lay with the canine...

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Well Michael, there might be enough for a concept album sooner than you know, I'll chip in with "Rudolph's doing Dancer" to Snap's "Rhythm is a dancer" over the weekend, it would have been up today but I didn't want two parodies on a friday so I went with "I have a little dreidel" instead. :-)

I'd also like to suggest "A Snakepit Full Of Reindeers" as artist name for the full album posting. Ho! Ho! Ho!

Rick C - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment

As Woody Allen once said, "It is written that the lion will lie down with the lamb but, I'll bet the lamb won't get much sleep." Okay then, great job here, you monkeys!

Michael Pacholek - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Me and my big mouth... or big typing fingers...

Peter Andersson - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment

I guess it became to raunchy and that Chucky had to censor it. Well, there's always whatfreaks. :-)

Spaff.com - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanx, y'all. I'll have to check out "Goat Writhin' in the Sty" - great title. And let me know if "Rudolph's Doing Dancer" ever shows up online. I actually considered submitting this and my last Monkeys one as "A Room Full of Reindeer," but I didn't know if I'd ever reach the magical ten parodies required to prevent permanent obscurity. Then again, maybe permanent obscurity isn't such a bad thing.

HERE'S ROBERT LUND'S RECORDING - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment

www.spaff.com/poesy/blitzen.html

Jack Wilson - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment

LMFAO!!!!! This wasg reat!!! 555!! Rudolph's Doing Dancer? Hmm lemme see this could be a duet Santa, Rudolph's doinng Prancer Rudoloph's nose light's on his antlers Just like Rover's humpin Blitzen Dasher' jerked off in the sleeeeeeeeiiiigghh

Peter - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment

I altered it to "Rudolph's doing Prancer" and spiced a few extra percents since it had to go on whatfreaks anyway: :-)
www.whatfreaks.com/90s/snap0.shtml

Spaff.com - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment

Local Celeb & Peter: Thanx, and sorry I missed your comments. And your parodies. I think.

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Song Parodies -> Blitzen and Rover

"Crimson and Clover"

Tommy James and the Shondells

"Blitzen and Rover"

A Room Full Of Monkeys

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