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Song Parodies -> "The Faggits Are Buying"

Original Song Title:

"Draggin The Line"

Original Performer:

Tommy James and the Shondells

Parody Song Title:

"The Faggits Are Buying"

Parody Written by:

Ho Ho Homophobe

The Lyrics

Lighten up a little!
I'm out of money and I need some more booze
I'll go someplace where I know that I can't lose
Into the gay bar, I'm straight, but they think I'm fine
The faggits are buying (faggits are buying)
A couple of queers and I'm stuck in the middle
They'll buy me more booze if I flirt just a little
This bar really sucks, I'll be here till it's last call time
The faggits are buying (faggits are buying)
I feel fine, I drank about 3 quarts of wine,
They're staring at my behind
Too bad I'm not one of thier kind
But the faggits were buying (faggits were buying)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 8

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Newfoghill - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery.
Steve K. - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, that's one way to get alcohol. Two minor errors: It's "faggot", not "faggit", and the original was done by Tommy James solo, not with the Shondells (this is a common mistake).
2Eagle - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey Wow - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Let's see--the pacing is poor, it's not funny, and it looks like it was slapped together in under five minutes by someone who can't spell, punctuate, or format, let alone think. Finally, a parody that actually deserves a 111.
Ho Ho Homophobe - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
If you don't like the song, then all I have to sy is may it get STUCK in your HEAD! LOL! I think the previous comment pretty much hit the nail right on the head, dammit. If I only had a brain.
Michael Pacholek - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Guy must be feeling very flattered, because this is a poor imitation of his gay-bashing songs. On the other hand, it does make the basher look ridiculous. For our gay friends (those we know about and those we don't), let me defend my fellow straight men (though I've been known to deliver a punchline or two) and say most of us are NOT that desperate for alcohol. Unless, of course, we are still actively serving in a fraternity. Right, Bluto?
Whatfreek - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment
We have cock parodies and faggot parodies -- who needs whatfreeks.

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