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Song Parodies -> "Crystal Meth Invasion"

Original Song Title:

"Crystal Blue Persuasion"

Original Performer:

Tommy James And The Shondells

Parody Song Title:

"Crystal Meth Invasion"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

cooked over yonder
most carefully
the smoke is a-risin'
with toxicity

a pay day is comin'
people impatient
ain't it bountiful
crystal meth invasion

batter is ready
the mixture's just right
this stuff ain't the answer
to help your plight

some folks just give up, now
drugs easy to find
you give up your soul
and eat up your mind

crystal meth invasion
causing bad vibrations
crystal meth invasion
crystal
meth invasion

maybe tomorrow
when its cooled down
there'll be a drug deal
in your home town

maybe your children
seeking sensations
its been...
selling good
in your 'hood

crystal meth invasion
crystal meth invasion

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 10

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Johnny D - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Here's 555 mg of Desoxyn , exact same molecule, different legal status!
Paul Robinson - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Great title, alvin! Way too much truth in so few verses and words, though...5's...
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha ha! You're everyone's worst nightmare! Where's Theodore or Simon when you need one?
alvin rhodes - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks all for taking a look..
Guy - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Man, this is methed up. Love it.
Tim Hall - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Sad, but true. Brilliant work on a growing problem.
John Barry - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
What Tim said.
Dee Range - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Superb, alvin. And thanks for watching the cartoon...much appreciated! 555
Meriadoc - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent wordplay as always Alvin!
alvin rhodes - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you all....
Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll bet you stayed up for, like, five days straight writing this.
alvin rhodes - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
yep, but then i slept for two days...and had a big breakfast
ash clark - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
sad, but very true, your time and effort that was put into it is touching, obviously you cares though, great job you guys!

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