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Song Parodies -> "Asatru Persuasion"

Original Song Title:

"Crystal Blue Persuasion"

Original Performer:

Tommy James and the Shondells

Parody Song Title:

"Asatru Persuasion"

Parody Written by:

Ingeborg S. Nordén

The Lyrics

Another Asatru parody, part 1 of a 3-part project...
Look over yonder
Hundreds you'll see
Our numbers are rising
Most definitely

The old gods are coming
People are changing,
find it meaningful
Asatru persuasion

Better get ready
See us? Well, you might
Our lore has the answer
And that's all right

We're not giving up now
Old traditions we've found
Raise horns to our gods
And pass them around

Asatru persuasion
Mmm hmmm, from the Northern nations
Asatru persuasion
Asatru persuasion

Far off in Asgard
Odin looks down
On every green field
And every town

All of his people
In every nation
Living true,
Honor's brotherhood
Asatru persuasion, yeah

Asatru persuasion, ah ha
Asatru persuasion, ah ha
Asatru persuasion, ah ha...

[repeat and fade]

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

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Johnny D - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Ingeborg, I love it! 5-5-5! I bet Loki, that Jungian Trickster, loves it too!

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