-> "Six Wide Horses"
Original Song Title:
"Six White Horses"
Parody Song Title:
"Six Wide Horses"
The Lyrics
Some folks eat and some folks stuff,
And some folks slim, and some folks puffed
Some folks minnows, and some folks whales
Some folks step up and break the scales..
Goodbye Star,
Six Wide Horses used to take you home
Goodbye Star,
They stapled your tum before your cream cheese's gone..hmm
Some count cals, and some count chins
Some gouge grub and lug their sins
Stick out a belly 'bout three yards around
Sound like thunder when they walk the ground..
Goodbye Marlon,
Six Wide Horses had to haul you home
Goodbye Marlon,
You smooched Larry King, and Man, that was so wrong!..hmm
Kirstie Alley was a king size gal..
Till Jenny Craig made her look swell..
Now, she's welcome to our town..
Before that she broke the sidewalks down..
Goodbye Kirstie,
Six Wide Horses used to take you home
Goodbye Kirstie,
They whittled you down before you snapped your thong..hmm
Goodbye Star, and goodbye Marlon, and goodbye Kirstie..
Glad they whittled you down before you snapped your thong..hmmmm
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