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Song Parodies -> "We No Smoke No Weed"

Original Song Title:

"The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Wimoweh)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tokens

Parody Song Title:

"We No Smoke No Weed"

Parody Written by:

sloatead

The Lyrics

Weenies need weed, no weenies we be, so we no smoke no weed
Weenies need weed, no weenies we be, no we no smoke no weed

Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away

In the jungle, the concrete jungle, the dealer sleeps tonight
Near the jungle, the concrete jungle, the dealer sleeps tonight

(Weeeeeeeeee no weenies be, we no smoke no weed)
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
(Weeeeeeeeee don' need weed, no we no smoke no weed)
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away

In the village, in Greenwich Village, the dopehead sleeps tonight
Near the village, near Greenwich Village, the dopehead sleeps tonight

(Weeeeeeeeee no weenies be, we no smoke no weed)
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
(Ar-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r, don' need weed, no we no smoke no weed)
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away

Puff puff, puff puff, puff puff, puff puff
Pssssssssssst
Puff puff, puff puff, puff puff, puff puff
Ssssssssssssuck
Puff puff, puff puff, puff puff, puff puff
Pssssssssssst
Puff puff, puff puff, puff puff, puff puff

Puff, my darlin', no more, my darlin', put down the weed tonight
Puff, my darlin', no more, my darlin', put down the weed tonight

Puff no more, suck no more, smoke no more of da weed
We don' need weeeeeeeeeeeed, no weenies be we no smoke no weed

Weenies need weed, no weenies we be, so we no smoke no weed
Weenies need weed, no weenies we be, no we no smoke no weed

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Pacing: 1.7
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 1.7

Total Votes: 3

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Birgitta - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Heheh,I got a kick out of the special FX-and I like the words you substituted for "A wee-muh-way",or whatever they're saying. GJ
Guy - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one sloatead.
Meriadoc - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
That is the cleverest thing I've ever seen done with winoweh... good job!
Paul Wooten - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
HIGH 5's
mac - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Sloateeeead, you needed weed to write this one.
Peregrin - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
V good Sloat...Merry, did you notice who the artist is! Ahem!
Johnny D - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious! Clever syllabic rhyme and pacing! Well-constructed. But if some glaucoma patient needs weed to stave-off blindness, or if some cancer patient needs weed to ease their suffering during chemotherapy or during bouts of horrific pain, I hope we as a society will compassionately allow doctors to RESPONSIBLY prescribe it for them. 5's for this great parody!
sloatead - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks all, frankly i didn't think you'd like it that much, but i'm glad you did
Jan Unwin - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody gave me the munchies. 5-5-5
Mari D - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Smokin'!
Jay W - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
This is tight all around. Great job.
Agrimorfee - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Say no to drugs, say Yes to funny songs! :)
MerryHeart - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
One of my favorite singing-at-the-top-of-your-lungs tunes for the open road, and now it has new words! Great, sloatead! *does the I'm-not-worthy bow*
Marianne E. B. Markham - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Some giggles here in there. Yeah, only weenies smoke weed indeed. lol "put weed away put weed away" I liked that bit lol.
jurgen - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
its crazy shit 4real but oneffective

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