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Song Parodies -> "Kissed Her on Her Two Lips"

Original Song Title:

"Tiptoe Through the Tulips"

Original Performer:

Tiny Tim

Parody Song Title:

"Kissed Her on Her Two Lips"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is a song about inked model Leah Jung and a fantasy about love. "Garden" here refers to her canvas body and not her genitalia, so it's a quite innocent love fantasy. "Warm lights refers to a photo-shoot"- for clarity...
Slipped through the studio
In the studio, that is where she'll be
Yes, I kissed her on her two lips, secretly

Oh, slipped into her garden
Yes, the garden of her inked body
Yes, I kissed her on her two lips, secretly

Face deep in that canvas I’ll stay
Caressing her body as she lays
And when I kissed her in her garden, under the warm lights
Will she then love me?
Yes, I kissed her on her two lips, secretly
Leah Jung:

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 12

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WCJ - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
That's Amore' That's ALeah' ;-D 555! :-)
John Barry - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ.

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